Life is fun map (plz join)
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StrangerBee[OP]
16.04.2020 19:45
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Pt 1: intro
Pt 2: ahh, such a beautiful day! (Yeah) The sun is shining in a beautiful way! (Woo)
Pt 3: gonna take a shower, brush my teeth and-
LIFE IS ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS.
Pt 4: uh, ahem, UHHH... but I’ll get out of the house! (Ha) get on the road, top down, hands out! Turn on my favorite song and nod to the rhythm-
THE PLANET’S BEING DESTROYED BY YOUR CARBON EMISSIONS.
Pt 5: OH! But I, I... I’ll head to class! Try my best on every test I pass! And my grades are screaming in my face! (Ayyy)
98% OF WHAT YOU LEARN IS A WASTE.
Pt 6: I get to hang out with all my friends! My friends are the friendliest friends! I can’t think of a better way to spend my time-
YOUR BRAIN IS FLAWED AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS WILL DIE.
Pt 7: n-never mind, I’m alive in the greatest nation! So proud of-
THE EXPLOITATION OF THE NATIVES?
This graceful bird means freedom for all!
TELL THAT TO THE SLAVES, AND BALD EAGLES AREN’T BALD.
StrangerBee[OP]
16.04.2020 19:52
LinkPt 8: I can lived in the moment, milk every second!
AT ANY TIME YOU COULD GET CLINICAL DEPRESSION.
Pt 9: But I’ll just be happy, no matter what’s in store!
ITS QUITE GENETIC AND WE HAVE NO CURE.
Well, at least...
Pt 10: We are young!
NOT FOR LONG.
Life is fun!
IT ONLY GOES DOWNHILL.
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!
OR YOU’LL REGRET IT.
Pt 11: we are young!
FOR NOW.
Life is fun! (Woo)
FOR SOME PEOPLE...
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!
GOOD LUCK.
Pt 12: (mew) woo! I got a brand new job today! (Yeah) doin stuff that’ll help the economy (UUHGGHHHH)
Pt 13: I’ll save money and buy things at the store!
BANKS CAN CRASH AND CAPITALISM IS FLAWED.
Pt 14: And it’s all because of my hard work.
NOT A THOUSAND ADVANTAGES YOU LOOKED INTO AT BIRTH.
Pt 15: I put a lot of effort in my resume!
GOOD THING YOU DONT HAVE A BLACK PERSONS NAME.
StrangerBee[OP]
16.04.2020 22:49
LinkPt 16: I am proud to be a functioning member of society! Finally, I can be the citizen I dream to be! Part of the community, contribute with my tax! What could possibly stop me?!
THE SHRINKING MIDDLE CLASS.
Pt 17 AAAAAAUUUGH! At least I’ve got a nice stable job!
TILL ITS OUTSOURCED TO CHINA OR REPLACED BY A ROBOT.
Pt 18 oh god, but then I could relax a bit!
YOULL BE EMPTY WITH NOTHING TO DISTRACT FROM IT.
Pt 19: but man, I’m a passionate graduate, I could be different and I have career paths to choose from! I could be a rapper or an animator if I’m lucky!
NEITHER OF THOSE WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY. TRUST ME.
Pt 20: I’m able to choose what I pursue! (Yeah)
YOURE A SLAVE TO PEOPLE BORN RICHER THAN YOU.
Then screw it! I’ll keep going in, then I’ll party on the weekend and sing...!
Pt 21: (relatable voice crack + microphone feedback) THANKS TO AUTO TUNE.
Pt 22: we are young!
NOT FOR LONG.
Life is fun!
IT ONLY GOES DOWNHILL.
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!
OR YOU’LL REGRET IT.
StrangerBee[OP]
16.04.2020 22:58
LinkPt 23: We are young!
WE STILL DIE.
Life is fun!
UNTIL YOU DIE.
We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!
CUZ YOULL DIE.
pt 24: life is a wonder!
YOULL NEVER KNOW THE ANSWER.
Pt 25: nature’s a miracle!
NATURAL DISASTERS.
Pt 26: it’s good to be alive!
YOU COULD WAKE UP WITH CANCER.
But I’m healthy...
HEALTHY PEOPLE STILL GET CANCER.
Pt 27: I love this show!
ITS THE LAST EPISODE.
Pt 28: the sun is shining!
ITS GOING TO EXPLODE.
Pt 29: Every species is beautiful and unique though!
CHILDREN HAVE MALARIA, THANKS TO MOSQUITOS.
Pt: 30: I met a cute girl with a ponytail!
STATISTICALLY, THAT RELATIONSHIP IS GOING TO FAIL.
Pt 31: I have a wonderful family, it’s like no other!
YOURE NOT SPECIAL AND ONE DAY YOU’LL BURY YOUR MOTHER. (Geez dude...)
Pt 32: No matter what I can find a home...!
WE WILL ALL DIE ALONE.
Pt 33: there’s amazing potential in every human on earth!
THERES NO ESCAPE IN THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.
StrangerBee[OP]
16.04.2020 23:02
LinkPt 34: I don’t have to live life based on negative parts! No matter how bad they are, they’re just thoughts!
YEAH, THATS FAIR.
Wait, really?
YEAH THAT SEEMS REASONABLE.
Wait wait wait, but you were just telling me that-
I DONT KNOW, WHATEVER MAN, LIVE YOUR LIFE HOW YOU WANT, IM NOT FORCING YOU TO DO ANYTHING, IM JUST SAYING...
Oh.
Well in that case...
pt 35: we are young! Life is fun! We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it! we are young! Life is fun! We gotta make the most of it, make the most of it!
ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS.