"Charizard used Flamethrower!" "And...your rival seems to be aiming at you..." Me: CHARIZARD YOU JUST KILLED A DUDE!!! Charizard: *kills my rival* Me: omfg i should of had to pick squirtle...

ErM this is... HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CRACKERS AND SATAN-ON-A-STICK THIS IS AMAZING