I want to eat it but not only bite it but REALLY really BITE it, LIKE.. LIKE HARD! and... and toss it in di air and... and CRUSH it in my mouth, BITING it with every cell and enamel of my teeths 99999999999 times over, then...THEN SPIT it out and...and PLACE IT RIGHT BACK IN MY MOUTH and... and, CRUSHHHH IT in BILLIONNSS of TTTTRRillions of QUUUAAAANAAPOTROLLIONTOIEEENRRION pieces.