AJ stands for arson janitor

That ****er is back! Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too It's been seven years! You still pissed he almost beat you that time? Uh, **** you Just sayin' Things have changed a lot since he left town That's for sure I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn Turn the TV on! (Camera speeds, rollin' in three, two) Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been Who has been spotted cavorting around town (welcome to the show) After a seven-year absence Did anybody miss him? (Welcome to the show) Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program So, the radio demon is back in town Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual

Lets be gay I'm gonna make you take this 12 inch- (I'M SORRY I HAD TO)

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