ok wait. scale.
by:
mementomori 
243
243
26.03.2021
33 comments
conductor
26.03.2021 13:10
Linksald
what is salad was salad-food-phobic
salad the saladphobe
conductor
26.03.2021 13:11
Link*salad *if
anyways hope u hate me <3
conductor
26.03.2021 13:12
Linkwait how tall is edmund
mementomori[OP]
26.03.2021 13:13
Linksalad is actually saladfoodsalaphobic. she doesn't eat leaves or plants bc it just feels wrong to her
also edmund is like 6'5 maybe. he doesn't have an entirely set height yet but 6'5 is just what im going with
conductor
26.03.2021 13:15
LinkWAIT........ salad is saladphobic canon real?!?!??!??! not clickbait !?!?!?!?!?!?!
thank u flipanim user mementomori (affectionate but in an i’m-about-to-stab-you way)
holy ****ing Shit. i imagine him as.. smaller. like 5’8”. he gives off short vibes
wait so how tall is gianna again??
mementomori[OP]
26.03.2021 13:16
Linknot 6'5
conductor
26.03.2021 13:17
Linkwow how specific i’m going to stab you
mementomori[OP]
26.03.2021 13:18
Linkim gonna be entirely honest dude changing edmund's height threw off everyone's height. salad is 9'2 because edmund isn't 7ft tall anymore. she used to be bigger she used to be like 13 ft tall on all 4s. gianna's real height is an enigma to me
conductor
26.03.2021 13:19
LinkWHY WAS HE 7 FEET TALL
mementomori[OP]
26.03.2021 13:19
Linknobody else is that tall. it's a character trait. now he's just normal tall
conductor
26.03.2021 13:20
Linkyes we like seeing edmund being small
also there’s probably like 15 more salad kinnies out there tbh. ig everyone just sees dragon and go “oh kill kill bite bite that’s me”
conductor
26.03.2021 13:20
Linkit is NOT a character trait
also it should be Illegal for him to be taller than me i am literally 6’1
mementomori[OP]
26.03.2021 13:20
Linkscared for this site bc it helped the saladkinnies find me like where did you guys come from.
conductor
26.03.2021 13:21
Linkthe saladkinnies................... they’re coming.......................
rube-pantz
26.03.2021 13:22
Linkno joke i would be a saladkinnie if cafe wasnt sexy
rube-pantz
26.03.2021 13:22
Linki just realized i suddenly came here with this i am so sorry i will pack my bags now
mementomori[OP]
26.03.2021 13:23
Linksalad is the feral cafekinnie
mementomori[OP]
26.03.2021 13:24
Linknot a sentence i thought would leave my brain and enter society but sure
conductor
26.03.2021 13:24
Linkso are all the saladkinnies feral cafekinnies as a result of like. math or smtn idk
in order (w/color):
black: average human
orange: edmund
red: cafe
dark green: salad
light green: salad on her hind legs
yellow: beast cafe
note for myself because edmund is good for scale for absolutely no reason
ALSO normal cafe doesn't have a set size but they average around 8-9 feet tall, they like to subtly change how short or tall they are depending on who they're around to seem more or less threatening
anyways ignore me i am not imagining a fight between beast cafe and salad in my mind because big fighty dragons <3 big fighty dragons
why did this get 14 likes. do you guys just like seeing edmund be small or
takes this into consideration on how big shark is
also hmmm big monsters sexy
ALSO ANOTHER RADNOM QUESTION I THINK IM DUMB
how the **** do you pronounce his name
is the n silent?? i just say "edd-mud" for some reason am I stupid
