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undertale 6 - comedian-comment
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soupman[OP]
22.04.2019 19:02
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A tree-dwelling goat wants to become a lizard, because lizards are cool
So he talls with his holy tree and the holy tree says that it is possible
But only if he defies the laws of space and time
So the goat says to the holy tree that he'll do it and begins work
He takes a ship to California to meet up with Elon Musk
Who tells him that he can construct a portal to the 4th dimension
But it would take a lot of work to do
The goat is really determined though
So he spends a lot of money and builds the portal
And once he peeks through the portal, he realizes that
If he wants to become a lizard, he has to leave all his friends and family
Back in the 3rd dimension
But the holy tree doesn't want the goat to do that!
And the goat is more determined than ever to become a lizard
This is the final decision
BUT HERE'S THE CATCH!
The "defying the laws of space and time" is changing who you are, within yourself!
And the goat realizes this just as he's about to step in the portal
So he no longer wants to be
a lizard!
Lizards aren't cool... you are cool!
He is happy and fulfilled as a mountain goat!
So he shakes Elon Musk's hand goodbye
Destroys the portal
And heads back home to the savannas
And goes back on the tree to meet his family
And they're all happy because he's the son they knew and loved
And he lives happily ever after as a tree-dwelling goat
Until a forest fire comes down from the east
And firefighters can't put it out
Because it's a fourth-dimensional fire
The lizards from the fourth-dimension really want to help
But they can't 'cause the portal's gone
So the goats just kinda cling onto the tree and die
And everybody blames the goat for closing the portal
The End.