YAS LMAO

yes

OH MY GOD, THIS IS TOO GOOD

i heard there's a ship of them

Heck yes

Jesus be like "did i studder?"

Amen XD

oh my..

"Why do I hear boss battle music?"

Luke 18:9-14 New International Version (NIV) The Parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector 9 To some who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everyone else, Jesus told this parable: 10 “Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. 11 The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector. 12 I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’ 13 “But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, ‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’ 14 “I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.”

HEAVEN AND HELL §3Luke 10:27 Jesus Christ said this is the great Commandments 1st You Shall Love The Lord Your GOD, With all Your Heart, and soul and mind, and strength. 2nd Is like it: You Shall Love your neighbor as yourself. There is no Commandments greater than these two great Commandments HEAVEN AND HELL! §6Pro 6:16 These six things the LORD hates, Yes, seven are an abomination to Him: §6Pro 6:17 A proud look, A lying tongue, Hands that shed innocent blood, §6Pro 6:18 A heart that devises .wicked plans, Feet that are swift in running to evil. §2 Chronicles 7:14 14 Thus says the Lord GOD of Host's .if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and I will forgive their sin and will heal their land.

3Matthew 7:13-14 The Narrow and Wide Gates 13 “Jesus Christ said: Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it. §3Revelation 21:8 New International Version (NIV) 8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death. §3Matthew 6:9-13 The Lords Prayer: The Disciples asked Jesus how to pray, and Jesus Christ: said this is how you should pray! Our Father in heaven, Hallowed be your name; Your kingdom come; Your will be done, On earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread. And Forgive us, of our sins; as we forgive those who sinned against us. Lead us not into temptation and Deliver us from the evil one, Amen!

Matthew 25:31-46 New International Version (NIV) The Sheep and the Goats 31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left. 34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

Satan: Oh? You're approaching me?Instead of running away you are coming towards me? Jesus: I can't spray you with Holy Water without coming closer.

*Cough* I'm so honored to have satan play my role in this!

Satan: hoho mho are you approaching me~? -jesus glares- -jesus then starts walking towards satan and satan backs away like NOPE-

Lol xD

This is so true