10 INSPIRATIONAL WEDDING QUOTES USE T H E S E, I GUARANTEE IT WILL MAKE HIM WANT TO OPEN AN ELBOW. YOUR WELCOME. ~ I LIKE YOUR LAST NAME. CAN I HAVE IT? - THIS IS HELLA SMOOOTHH I TELL U ~ MARRIAGE IS THE ONLY WAR WERE YOU SLEEP WHIT YOUR ENEMY - IF THE ENEMY HAS LONG SPINAL CODES THEN U KNOW YOUR DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. ~ GAY MARRIAGE IS BEST MARRIAGE - THIS ISN'T A QUOTE BUT IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN AT A WEDDING THERE HELLA BORING TBH, AND THEN YOUR AUNT SALLY OR SUM SHIT LIKE THAT STARTS CRYING FOR NO REASON, AND YOU LOOK LIKE A DI*K BECAUSE YOUR NOT DROWNING IN THE TEARS SO YOU HAVE TO COMPROMISE AND POUR ACID IN YOUR EYES. OK SO, WHAT I'M GETTING AT IS THAT IF YOU'RE WEDDING ISN'T G A Y AF DONT INVITE ME. ~ WHEN YOU GIVE OUT A PLUS 1, AND YOUR COUSIN BRINGS THE MILK MAN - ... ~ WEAR A BLACK DRESS, ITS A HAPPY COLOR - #DANKGANG ~ IF THERE AREN'T ANY PEPPA PIG, OR MY LITTLE PONY DECOR IM BRINGING MY OWN P.S HAPPY WEDDING UNCAL LIMP! HOPE YOU DON'T DIE! <3 ~ BIG MARTA, DADDY CORNELIUS, CINDY