*Drowns cuz I can't swim*

ಥ╭╮ಥ

I wanna drown :<

But if I don't die I just drown?

But what if I don't?

I mean with me... It kinda does

Fine.......THEN IM JUMPING OFF A CLIFF *jumps off cliff*

But I wanna jump off cliff :<

YES >:3

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs off cliff*

REEEEEEEEE *Poofs too roof*

*sobs*

*Aggressively stabs self*

*Bleeds everywhere* u can't stop me >:3

YAY :D

🥺

Poof to roof again*

DAMNIT

grabs gun* 😌🔫

I still got gun 😌🔫

Grabs anthor gun* BACK UP TIME *runs with gun*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SCREAMS* WHYYYYYY :<

BUT WHYYYYYY

Bangs head on wall*

SCREEEEEECH GIMMIE GUNS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *jumps back in water*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Inhales* *slaps*

Sits in corner crying*

ಥ╭╮ಥ

😭

Hides in da closet*

Locks le door and Cuts throat*

Blood everywhere*

Laughs in pain*

HAHAHA *blood goes everywhere*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

More Blood everywhere*

*Passes out everything, goes silent*

............

..............

Wakes up a bit*

W-Were am I w-what happened

oh....

Were is crane?

:<

......

Thinks: *I'm so ****ing stupid*

Breaks window and runs out*

Runs faster*

Continues to run*

Hides somewhere*

No u can't UnU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*screams* HELP THERE TAKING ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HEEELP MEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

U asked for it *bits le doctor*

"-n-

*Muffled* HEEEELP MEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

:D

It wasn't your fault

*hug back*

Wats wrong? :<

Hug* nu cry q-q

:3

Uh crane they never fixed my neck *watches neck bleed*

Hugs* :3

Jumps on him* >:3

Falls off* oof

*makes a cute noise* :3

>:3

*Sits on floor and stares at crane*

*stares more* 😶

Stares more with a cute look* >:3

Hehehehe :3

*does something even cuter* hehehehe >:3

Jumps on his head and falls asleep* 😴

*is asleep*

Falls off of head and wakes up* ow -w-"

Just lays there* owo"

Hehehehe nope :D

I can't get up .w."

Falls again .w."

SCREEEEEECH

I can't get up Ó╭╮Ò

.w."

Pokes crane* >:3

Boop :3

Eep

Is le happy bean*

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lol

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lol

Oh good

sorry lade there wild

so you ever survive in everything huh?

ok have you survive the BLACK HOLE?

you ever survive one punch man?

oh have you ever survive your love ones who died?

I MENT LIKE EVERYONE YOU LOVE RIGHT?

SO YOU CAN SURVIVE WHILE YOUR LOVE ONES DIES???

YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING WHO EXPERIMENT ON YOU??

so the one who experiment on you huh your memory was erases but you do remember you and johnny were on experiment on? johnny remembers he still got his memory and the weakness if point is............................YOU your the one who can go through pain and stuff and the inside of you can not go through pain but............your DNA was swapped johnny was scared feared and thats why he never showed his powers to show me he can destroy he world or can he?but listen crane you can destroy the world anger inside of you will cause humanity to THE END of our world.....

so immortal huh if you can survive venom?

venom will control you which makes you a GOD

no like this guy Venom:LET ME OUT OF THIS JAR!!!!!!!!!

- points at anime dude

You simp for him roght

(( I meant this dude )) - coughs-

- cough - simp - cough

WHEN DO I GET CHILDREN CRANE!1!1!!1

Gunna be a friend grandma

WE NEED THE CHILDREN CRANE

Or grandpa ;D

YEAA

*lenny face*

But the question is who? 🤔

Hehehehe

ethan: *hides his really red face* w-wow

ethan: you cute... *covers his mouth* IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY THATTTT...

ethan: o.o y-you dont care that i... o-ok... we should rp with these two-))

how old is the bean. in some cases ethan is 21. in some hes 17. depends on the situation)) ethan: o3o oki...

ethan: .... so... if you dont mind... may i speak freely?Ok

ignore the ok-)) ethan: your smile is nice...

ethan: no.. im really ugly... i hate my hair- i cant dye it or it frikin falls out- and i may get compliments on my eyes but i think they are too green... and.. the-the tail and ears i get targeted for-

yesh- of course! sure!)) ethan: 0////0 o-oh!

ethan: *shakes all his thoughts away and foinally gibs him dat smexy smile*

ethan: *just cant seem to stay serious* ^//^

ethan: well i have lots of towels at my place. its a mansion-

ethan: walk with me?

ethan: try to keep up! *starts running*

ethan: i have my practice kid! *laughs and then starts to sprint*

ethan: o-o

ethan: *stops at his house and bends down to breathe*

bbl))

ethan: a drank a few beers earlier... i think they about to come back up- imma puke -.-

ethan: walks inside* oki... the bathrooms over there. make yourself at home

ethan: *knock on the door* if you want you can take a bath too- you were in that nasty water-

ethan: sits on the sofa and falls asleep*

ethan: ...

ethan: wakes up* ughhh... nausea

ethan: just a little... hungover from last night i guess-

ethan: doubt it-

ethan: ill be fine. just gotta man up a bit

ethan: *doggo senses feelings* *also blushes*

ethan: ... *sits close to him and leans in* whatchya watching?

ethan: *laughs* i was thinking p*rn- *starts laughing his arse off*

ethan: *wheeze* i bet your one to talk!!

ethan: FALSE! FALSE!

ethan: tht-thats a lie. lies! XD

ethan: ONE TIME DUDE! ONE! *holds up his finger and laughs*

ethan: 👀

ethan: welp- cant lie about that one-

ethan: 😅

ethan: stares at him with a red face* me: i cant wait to see le shipart-))

ethan: oh- uh... i- uh...*gets super red* nothing really... well- if i get to the bored limit i- uh- i dunno...

ethan: i-its nothing like... that i just... i sometimes drink.

ethan: doggo yelp*

ethan: s-sorry i... i usually am not like this... but i feel weird around you. not a bad weird but...

ethan: yknow what- i like you- *looks at him*

awwwwwwww my bb has a crush))

ethan: but... its fine if you dont like me like that... i usually get let down easily because of the ears...

ethan: looks at him, shooketh*

ethan: *stands up* then-then we should- uh-

ethan: mhm! so th-that means uh... i cant kiss you!

can*))

show)) ethan: *does so*

and this is so cute. i like how ethan is revealing his soft side-))

ethan: >//////< *cutely continues* AWWWWWWWWWW DEY SO COOT!))

ethan: >///< they should FUUUUUUUUUUUK))) lmfao))

that was a joke btw))

ethan: *quickly runs into the bathroom, slams that door and squeals like a lil girl*

orrrrrr- was it?))

ethan: thinks~ i dunno... if i say it then he'll think im weird... ykw... i should ask him~ *walks back out and approaches him, beat red*

ethan: nevermind nevermind nevermind... i-its something stupid! thinks: ~tell him tell him!~ uhhhh...

ethan: no if-if i said this... itd make it too fast for us-

ethan: *watches it with him and leans on his shoulder*

ethan: *smiles sweetly and dozes off*

ethan: 😴

ethan: ...

lmao twas a good movie tho)) ethan: falls backwards onto the carpet* zzz

wow nothing like sleeping on the icky floor. how romantic :) ))

bonbon: *squeaks *

tis squeaker))

bonbon: runs over to crane and sniffs his face* ethan: -.-

bonbon: ^w^ ethan: *obviously uncomfy*

it must be a really detailed drawing, cant wait to see that shipart!))

aaaaa im too excited and impatient. and i may sleep soon! so thou must hurri XD)) ethan: *smiles a bit*

ethan: mmmmmn~ *coughs a bit* bonbon: reads his dream, and does le mouse laugh*

👀 its a secret)) ethan: ...

ethan: mnh- *jolts awake*

ethan: *sits up and looks at him* i just had a weird dream that made... no sense whatsoever-

ethan: we like... nvm...

ethan: gets off the sofa and kishes his wil cheek* its alright-

ethan: nobodys ever called me that before.. 👉👈

ethan: *smiles*

ethan: *snuggies close*

ethan: ilyt!

ethan: want some drink? *stands up*

ethan: what do you like? i have two bars... and a kitchen...

ethan: well i like- alcohol... buuuut...

ethan 🥴 oki... *walks to the bar*

ethan: ...

>_>))

ethan: ... *gibs him some of le alcohol and literally chugs half of his*

ethan: *gets drunk reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaly fast* mhmmmmmmn! must be a dog thing*

ethan: fuuuuuu* he gets freaky when hes drunk ._.))

ethan: *chugs two more drinks*

eefin: imMa c-cUUUt yououououoUoUouO~~~ heh~ *tickles him*

ethan: guess whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

ethan: *starts drunk crying, than laughs* i wanna poke your buuuuttt XD

ethan: i was actually gonna ask you earlier if you wanted to stay the night- because when wolves mate they move fast in their relationships- but did you know tide [pods are edible?

me: you dumb bi*ch))

ethan: bonbon GET THE COND*MS!!! *laughs* bonbon: *rolls his eyes*

romcom vibes))

ethan: im kidding- thats- weird. nooooooooo~ NoT WeIrD.

*Swims to alligator thinking its tamed like the zoo animals proabably*

*attempts to pet alligator*

*Teleports to moon uwu ( I have no helmet )

Wait a minute

I can play a game with refrigerator ^^

Its fun

I lock my self in the refrigerator uwu

stuck in refrigerator = very cold but also = free food

I already put a padlock on it >:3

Secrfet code is safe uwu

But anyway I will still be able to get squished on the ✨BRIGHT✨ side

Ima tell Panda-Girl the code but not crane *Grabs phone to text panda*

*Texts code* Here is the code to padlock, don't tell Crane!!!!!!!!! He will unloick meh from locked refrigerator!!!!!!!!!!! The code is code

Maybe I should tell B.M. to try it and tell him da codey code code

I WANNA BE IN FRIDGE TOO :0000

*Please take away his poof powers so I don't get poofed out ;3

Can I join you in fridge pls 🥺

Here is code *texts B.M. the code*

*texts code* the code is code

Goes in fridge too* :D

*MAKES SURE WE GET OUT T^T

HURRY BEFORE HE*

Turns into dust with fridge*

I brought an extra 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 fridges UwU

Is dust*

:<

*Fridges breaks because I is too heavy TwT* I used them alllllllllllllll :((((((( NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

MY FRIDGE *sob*

RUNS OVER TO KITCHEN KNIVES

Stabs forehead and heart uwu

can I have one pls 🥺

Finds gun and shoots self*