oh hi :]
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ShadowEyes 
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24.09.2020
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ShadowEyes[OP]
24.09.2020 18:58
Linkreal shadoweyes here, would you like to buy a watch?
-Random-Fan-
01.02.2021 00:43
Linkhehe hello there;
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yeah i knew that but i didnt know there were pants with buckets for pockets
WHAT SIZE IS YOUR POCKET A COW LIVER IS LIKE THE SIZE OF A PLATE BRO HOW YOU GO AROUND WITH WET RED PANTS AND TRY AND EXPLAIN THE MASSIVE BULGE IN YOUR LEFT POCKET, ON THE VERGE OF TEARING BECAUSE IT IS IN FACT A COWS LIVER
i dont even have watches, you just stole my silly bands. whyd you do that ):
can I trade my kidney for it sorry I don't have a liver at t he moment
sure but im gonna need a down payment on that in the future cuz this guy in the van said that he's gonna need em. he already payed me off bro so make sure you grow a liver
oh boy do i have a deal for you! how bout, no, and no,, but for absolutely free, give me your liver!
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I discussed rationally with some people with failing lovers who needed transplants, gave them to you, and stole the watches. 😌
aight here [hands a giant ****ing bag of livers] should still be fresh, i got em this morning
oh yknow, the orphanage and the old person's home are right next to each other, pretty easy grabs in just an hour or two
[melts into a shadow and scutters into the alley] enjoy the next 24 hours! it could be your last :)
:D
If you don't have a watch, that's fine! Just give me your molars.
JeSUS WHAT IS THIS COMMENT SECTION-
I'm TERRIfiED
DK WHaT KIND OF SHADY DEALS HAVE You BEEN MAKiNG
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heyy wanna give me a 1,768 year old box of hot pockets in exchange for a fresh-picked small intestine? Actually, hold that thought- I want one of your large and small intestines instead :>
hey pssst ya you there shadoweyes, -opens up jacket and shows a bunch of organs, wanna trade? i got toooons of choices. id like your liver in return
