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by:
KennediAdams 
707
707
19.11.2020
21 comments
LegendAnimator
19.11.2020 23:37
Linkvalid owo
i click and hold my touchpad then tap on the screen. it creates a straight line from each point.
*me, but a sheriff, strolls up, chew tucked in my lip. I look around, squinting*
"I don't see anything strange, partner."
*I say to my deputy, which is a cat that's tucked under my left arm*
"Nothin but validity here."
*The cat meows in response as I stroll away. you can see my little spurs spinning as my boots clunk onto the dusty dirt road in the middle of the old western town. they're cute. I also have a large moustache, but it's fake because apparently female bodies don't grow cool moustaches naturally. I end up walking straight to a bush and disappearing in it, never to be seen again. Bye bye, Sherriff Kaya.*
"ofc, partner"
*I pop out of the bush to tip my hat to you then disappear again, but not before pulling my gun out of its holster. I aim. You realize it's a toy gun because it's small, cheap, made out of plastic, and clearly has the orange ring at the end of it. I shoot. You expect nothing, but something pops out of it. It's like those cartoon guns with the flags inside. it says POW! and off sheriff kaya goes again, sinking back into the bush with a confident smile. I spit out my chew, which was just some bubblegum shoved into my lip to make myself look cooler. idk why I'm doing this but I am, but I'm stopping now because sheriff kaya has some train robbers to go deck. sheriff kaya doesn't need guns. they just ****ing body slam you so hard you either die or you're put into jail.*
this is totally not me starting to realize how much rp has become part of my life and now that I haven't been doing it there isn't any place for those creative writing juices to go-
not like sin rp or just cringe oh gods no just normal rp on discord servers made for rp with paragraphs of writing and not *uwu snuggles* if thats what you were assuming-
