Wanna hear a bedtime story?

Once upon a time in the distant land of Epic Anime Battles, Shaggy and Shrek had met face to face. They continued forth into a battle of the millennia. It was so epic and sooo anime, that it created what is known now as the Big Bang. Shrek had survived the blow. Once he recovered himself, he created God and Satan. They lived in peace, until Satan created furries. He was banished. The End.

(This is a story I was told by Shrek in one of my Roblox rps)

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