severance would have been like fifteen times better if they replaced "youre not the pizza guy" with "im not falling for your jewish tricks"

SEVERE lack of jew jokes in emh really. habit interacts with noah so much and theres only 1 jew joke HOW. THEYRE STARING YOU IN THE FACE

You will never be a real wizard. You have no wand, you have no mana, you have no spells. You are a LARPing muggle twisted by nostalgia and schizophrenia into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Sorcerers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed magic users of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even muggles who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mages. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk thaumaturgist home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected mundane nature. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be OK, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready