Anyway when I was at camp a lot of stuff happened and I am going to share out of context quotes with yall “You’re the one using a dead body!” -random camper “A concussion might be needed.” -a girl in my cabin named Paige “YALL THE COW IS MOOING WE GOTTA RUN!!!" -random thirteen year old (in response to which I said. "we gotta MOOve?" “I love it when you trauma-dump” -kenly from my cabin “Go to poptart, get a Walmart” -Mickey Mouse the support staff (camp name) “Have you ever seen a chubby rat?” And then someone said “I look in the mirror everyday” “Become one with the trash rat. Kung fu panda” -overheard by me