I gotta kill a guy that got too handsy

nothing didn't say anything

club au go brr

B/me:*she takes your hand*

B: *she did something dancey or whatever*

B: so what's someone like you doin out so late?

(ight sweetdreams) B: how fun

Me: play it cool and act casual

Me: gotta hit a guy who was too handsy when I was workin here last night

me: *little giggle* don't worry I'll smash his head with a bottle or something, I got all dolled up just to punch this guy

Me: no no I don't drink, Im underage

me: there they are *points to kitty's boss* oh that guy c'monnnn Kit will kill me if I kill him, guess I just have to control myself

Me: Yeah their name is Elon and I can't kill them but I will mess them up pretty bad, maybe just hit and then shoot him in the leg...

Elon: *SCREECHING I FEAR* me: wait no no no I have a plan!

me: kit's dancing on stage just uh advert your eyes she's a you know

I'll lure Elon to the alley out back find something you can use if you need it, we can't touch him at all so be careful

Me: we need to keep him alive he's a very powerful man give me a moment, * walks over to Elon and does something or something to get him outside*

Me: *sends a demon slime message* No Kitty's cool and important to me and Vivian she saved Vivi's life

she's also an undercover FBI agent

Me: whips out a pistol covered in hot pink and white rhinestones* You guys can come now, if you can here me

hear*

Elon: *on the floor with glass shards surroding him and blood all over his face*

Elon: you think someone of my background wouldn't protect his club? *he spits out blood*

Me: ELON WHAT THE HELL?! *shoots him in the knee*Depression you'll be okay' guilty is trained in bullet injuries

Me: *hits Elon over the head with the pistol* Elon passes out Me:GUILTYY!!! Guilty: I GOT IT I'M HERE I GOT THE MESSAGE I GOT HIM *he starts doing some demon healing thingy*

[accept] Uhh heyyyyy

*covers my self in a slime jacket* we're almost done! *Smile*

AA DAMN I THOUGHT I SAID KNOCK IT OFF *shoots Elon in the leg again* wait AM I UNMUTED Elon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Iuh see you later onii-chan byeeee *hangs up*

WAIT NO IHAVEN'T CHANGED YET HE'S GONNA YELL AT MEEEE

okay okay so this guy last night got too handsy with me, he's my friends pimp guy whatever turns out he's been hitting her and so last night I went to go work my shift and he was all handsy again so I got dressed up lured him outside and beat him to the ground

had to lure the prude some how

Guilty: Im taking you too the hospital *he picked him up and teleported away*

you know what Im not ever leaving this spot Guilt: and were here and you will be okay

HEY WAIT IM IN A DRESS

no ****in fair *holds own the ends of the dress*

Guilty: and done your all better tsh yeah I know

Guilty if I die you get my chair and kelii gets my rubix cube and onii-chan gets my lighter and depression can have my stash of twizzlers

Randommm I thought you'd be proud of mmmmeeeeee

HEY DON'T LOOK AT MEE I DIDN'T TAKE IT MINE IS MINE wait he put me down.. *scrambles away but trips on my heels* OW

Guilty: no u * he laughs* me: throws my shoes an runs away to a tree*

hmph fine I was going to climb the tree... >:(

HAHAHHA OH MY GOD I can't breatHhh W H e E z E

NO NO NO NO NO *RUNS AwaY* Im A gIrL I FASTer DepReSsiOn snEEze fiRe goOD bOy

SnEeZe On hIM Oh wAIt No YoU'rE hUr doN't do thAT

🏃‍♀️💨 CAN'T CATCH MEEEE

GET HIM

NOOOOO MY ONLY SOURCE OF DEFENSE

************ *Climbs up the tree*

Guilty: aww doggo Me:*free falls outta a mf tree*

Me: I'm okay!

Me: uhh

B: EW ME GROSS YUCKY *proceeds to get into aa fight with me*

ME:AaAAAaaaA My BraIN Is ConFUseD

Me: onii channn...sss? can we go home? *whiny noises*

🥺🥺

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*has never seen a portal before*

Me: *cries on the floor from confusion*

(noooo)

wait my alt ran away

Guilty: hmm noo five more minutes

B: NOoOoOOo WAIT WAIT C'MON AS A B IT IS IN MY MORALS TO SAY THAT W COULD ALL JUST LIKE IGNORE EACH OTEHR I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANOTHER BROTHER

ME: WAIT BEFORE YOU GO!

B:*dodge doge doge* C'MONNN

Me: hugs both Onii-chans* be safe!

B: OUCH THE HELL?! *starts crying*

B: OH THANK GOD

Me: *confused crying* AB: *confused crying*

me: wait-

ME: YOU WHAT THE HELL *throws my shoes at them* DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN I STARTED CRYING >:(

[I uhhh Im not smart] *hugs onii-chan* please don't delete yourselves

[OH YEAH]

Me: I'm just gonna lay here and fall asleep in front of Random's legs

Me: I FALL ASLEEP ONCE ONCE ANDD THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

we don't advertise on FA it's considered in poloite but yes it's good