a bird isnt a bird if it dosent fly frogs eat flies i just took a crap on the couch

i ate you cupcake hehe

I need to say sorry, That's the only thing you say when you lose someone, I used to say i'm sorry, for all the stupid shiz you've done. (hhhh sorry--)

"It has been scientifically proven that when people see the word "request", "first", or "fanart", all their senses increase drastically and the speed at which they type breaks the sound barrier."

"Finally i can keep these pennies all to myself wait what the heck" "I SMELL PENNIES"