Don't worry! im not in a relationship a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶b̶e̶ and i barely know you so.

Well, then good news for you, seeing as I will probably never get into a relationship other than a platonic one, you will not have to third-wheel :D