dear jude, damn dude, youre 12 already?! shits straight wack. i wanted to celebrate this momentous occasion with something somewhat substantial, so i got you this. it's a breath hoodie, and a minion plush. the minion plush is polyester, so please refrain from setting it on fire. i know youre going to try to. but im getting off topic. dude, youre a really cool friend and its kinda hard to talk to you since im hardly ever on discord, but when we do, youre really rad. youre my bro, and im glad for it. back to the present tho, i know youre gonna love that thing. youre gonna wear it everywhere and nibble on its little hoodie strings lol. i just hope you wash it, ya dingus. but happy 12th! youre almost my age now. sincerely and sorrowfully, hailven p.s. DONT SET THE MINION ON FIRE. ITS POLYESTER. I ALREADY SAID IT, BUT I DONT WANT YOU TO FORGET.