David is a fashionista made of wax. His original form it nothing but a skeleton. Every morning he wakes up and goes to the waxing room inside of his huge mansion. He dips himself in over a hundred layers of wax just so he can be beautiful. If it is too cold, he will become stiffy. If it is too hot, he will melt into a gelatinous mass. Many people love him and want to date him but he doesn't know what love is. He is fully convinced that love is a pink and red goop that sits in a heart shaped jar. He only appeals to himself.