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Imanangrybird 
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29.04.2018
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Imanangrybird[OP]
29.04.2018 23:22
LinkSo, Fuzzywuzzy has 123 people in their Flipanim 2018 post. I realized this while counting random attempts at the thing for comparison to mine. I just added 12 more people to my list, giving me 125 people. GIVE ME REFS IN YOU WANT TO BE IN. NO "REF IS PFP" PLEASE.
aracat
29.04.2018 23:26
LinkHere
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me, *****.
Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even ****ing care what you have to ****ing say, oops!
Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.
Back to the basics,
I'm that ***** on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diam...
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time
La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
I can see you're on it,
You want me to teach the
Techniques that freaks these boys,
It can't be bought,
Just know, thieves get caught,
Watch if your smart,
La la-la la la,
Warm it up,
La la-la la la,
The boys are waiting,
My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like,
Its better than yours,
Damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge
Once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You must maintain your char
[Intro: J Pee]
J Pee baby, yup, yup
Yeah, you know what it is
Check this shit out man
Check it out, Check it out
Check it out, yeah
[Verse 1: J Pee]
Chillin' with my homies at the Home Depot
(Home Depot)
Buyin' screws and nails, manly shit you know?
(You know?)
My homie says to me "What kind of drill you want?"
(He asked me)
So I said I wanted one right in the ass
What?
[Hook 1: J Pee]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
It was a joke guys, come on
I'm not gay
I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle?
[Verse 2: J Pee]
Playin' tackle football with my homies in the park
Had to wrap it up cause it was gettin' dark
(Gettin' dark)
The other team was looking straight scary as shit
(Ooooo)
But my quarterback, he ain't having none of it
(He ain't scared)
He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
My priority job was to protect the sack
(Okay)
So fourth down, he bends over and yells "Hike!"
So I went and grabbed his balls!
Uhhh...
[Hook 2: J Pee]
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
I'm just doing my job, step off
I'm not gay
It's not like I was purposefully tryin' to feel them
(I wasn't)
I just care about the safety of your future children
(Godfather)
I'm not gay, I'm not gay
Quit telling me that, man
I'm not gay
Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled, son
P.S. I didn't know that you were so well hung
[Hook 3: J Pee]
I'm not gay guys
That ain't me
I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
So I can admit when I see a guy
Who has a handsome face, and pretty eyes
And a rock hard chest, and rippling abs
And the tightest ass, and those sculpted calves
And those bulging quads, and the perfect bod
And ohh my god, take your pants off
Um..
**** it
[Hook 4: J Pee]
I'm gay
I'm ****ing gay
I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling "Hey!"
I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt
(That's me)
And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "What?"
Yeah!
I'm gay
(I'm gay)
I'm hella gay
I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
And normal self expression doesn't suit me either
That's why my degree is in musical theater
I'm so gay man...
UNHOLY SCREECHING
can i join u mustard fetus
pls
eeeeeeeeeee
(im joking with the insults dont hurt me dad)
