I missed you

nice to talk to you again lol

Ye

I'm alive. I'm not paralyzed. I'm surviving this living hell.

😶

You've missed a lot of drama on my acc .,.

So that's great 😅

Right. BTW, I responded to the rp we started almost 5 months ago 😀

Oh yeah... I forgot about that part lol

Not on my watch!

See? Imma good boi

uwu

*satisfaction*

Come to think of it, I haven't seen him in a while. Is he still out for dat gay ass?

Ahahahaha, hold up... Russian rule number 27: No Gay Personnel In The Vicinity. Shoot Them Right In The Gay... (You see, that last supposed to be funny 😊)

Wait, hold on (insert dank shades and a cigar) ok "Long time no see..."

😴😴😴 oh what WHAT!? Sorry, I almost died of... Of boredom...

*sigh* I'm a terrible Russian then lol

Mind: I should've stayed home and played the new call of duty...

Dead: Ahhhhh!!!! You're making me feel all "sensitive" again! (He goes to grab his gun, but he drops it...)

Dead:(Gets knocked over from the impact) oof! >_<

Dead: (mumbles) great, now I'm pinned... By the gay

Dead: Raymond!!! Help!!! Mind: I have failed at being a russian

Dead: Me NOT beating the shit out of you.

Dead: *sigh* fine... $50?

(Throws 100$ on the ground and runs off) KEEP THE CHANGE!!!

Dead: (hides in his house) I'm freakin' tired... 😶...😑...😴 (sleepin' like a good boi ewe)

Ha! The house has been Jason proofed. There is absolutely no way for him to get in 😎

(The only thing he can really do is look through the windows)

Teed: (speaks through microphone) uh... Who is this? Dead:😴

Dead: Its the middle of the night you damn fool! Go home! (Ends conversation)

Ted: Comeback tomorrow or something. Dead: (goes back to sleep) 😴

Ted: Well then I don't know what to tell you (hangs up the microphone)

(You can get through the windows, mind you...)

Dead: (still bein' a good boi) 😴

😴

-w-

=w=

Dead: huh? (Turns) O_O

O___O

Dead What did...how did you... O__0

O-O

😖 n-noo...

I'm tired and I have things to do. I'd like to get some sleep 😖

Whyyyyyyyy?????

😥 fiiiiiinnnnnneeee

(Falls asleep again) 😴

😴 (good little boi... :))

Mind: *sigh* why am I doing this to myself...

Dead: (he starts to feel a bit sensitive)

Dead: (false sense of security...)

Dead: (lust)

Dead: (suddenly, he is wide awake.) O_O

Dead: (walks out into the living room.) Hey Ted Ted: Oh, hey

Dead: (sits at the coucch)

Dead: I'm feeling... Weird Ted Ted: What do you mean? Dead: I don't know...

Dead: 😔

Can I join

Dead:(sleeping on the couch now) 😴

Dead:😴

Ted: he said he wasn't feeling well and so he came out here

Ted: ...You got something to do with it?...

Can I please join

Ted: he was fine until you showed up...

Ted: the minute you got into the house, he started saying he wasnt feeling well

Ted: yeah... Sure...hey Dead, go back upstairs Dead:😥 o-ok...

Ted: Um... You to. I own this house, and I would appreciate it if you listened to my rules.

Dead: ...

Dead: (turns)

Dead: W-what...?

Dead: No...just... Ge on my nerves sometimes... (Hugs) 😳

Dead: uwu (Alright,im gonna go to because I gotschool tomorrow and its almost 1:00, I'll try to get on later though.

The Inner Workings: Well shit...

(Lays down, bored)

😛

Hm? 😶

T~l

What? Yes, I am dead (not physically though)

I got confused for a minute) *smoils* :D

(Tries to sleep)

:p

'~' um... w-what...?

=////= fuuuuuuuuu-

(Headache achieved!) ._.

Ow... What the ****...

(Finally relaxes enough to sleep) 😴

Mmm...😴 (satisfied)

😴

😳

(Sleepin' like a lil good boi uwu)

😴

._. ...

'~' I can't sleep :(

Um... H-hi... 😅

Alrighty)

I don't know what to tell you...

I'm sorry!

-_-

Well... Wadda you wanna do? (Oh lord...)

._.

... Yeah 😶

😓 S-sure... Why not...? But that's it... Just tonight... No more after this... got it? (How do you keep a straight face doing this???)

A-Alright...

*He takes off his coat and shirt, but leaves everything else*

What? I think its noice uwu. So do the ladies 😏

At least your honest :)

U///U

Oh lord...

*bites his lip*

Damn, boner much?

Jesus Christ... You filthy, filthy boi... *strokes it*

Absolutely disgusting... *continues*

You'll get your turn when im done ... 😏

*lick the tip* (Augh! The cringe is unreal!)

Does it feel good? Filthy Boi? *strokes*

A truly, filthy boi... *suck*

Mmm..,

*strokes* digusting...

Your the one enjoying it, you filthy boi *grins*

Is that so? *he strokes faster*

:3 *harder*

You close? *continues*

>_< that's the good shit *licks it off his face*

😘

*huggos*

UwU

Oh, right...

*huggles u tightly*

I missed u

Eeeee

I think I don't have school tommarow

I like ur avatar

new DLC/mod