Thurman: *Accidentally bumping into her* Oh excuse me I do not mean to do that

Thurman: Princess it’s been a while

Thurman: How are you doing

Thurman: I’m doing pretty well myself I’ve been training a lot lately

Thurman: Let me guess you’re getting stressed out over princess duties

Thurman: That’s one thing about a princess she has to do most of the paperwork

Thurman: Anyway I was going to head down to the bar Do you want to come with me

*At the bar Thurman Was drinking like no tomorrow* Thurman: Man that’s some good stuff

Thurman: So do you have any plans for this weekend?

Thurman: Maybe you and I can hang out?

Thurman: Sweet anyway I’ll be right back I’m going to use the men’s room real quick

Thurman: *Walks into the bathroom*

Guy# 1: Hello princess

Guy# 2: How about you and us go have some fun

Guy# 3: Maybe we can try to take turns if you know what I mean

Thurman: I’m sorry boys she’s with me she’s my girlfriend

Thurman: OK honey let’s get going *Pushes her out the door*

Thurman: I’m sorry for that it felt awkward for me saying that you’re my girlfriend even though we barely even know each other

Thurman: So what do you want to do now

Thurman: Hey let’s go to the nearby fair

Thurman: All right follow me

*Three minutes later* Thurman: Here we are my lady

Thurman: Which Ride do you want to go on first

Thurman: OK let’s go there *Walk towards the Feris wheel*

Thurman: Here you go I’ll let you go in first to my lady