Doritos and Steven Universe.

dbz sh figuarts

"hey, i give free robux"

Free Taco Bell

"theres free wifi and a lounge and free roux and free devices and free money and free-\" idc "free Netflix!" ok i wanna watch netflix

I don't think he'd be able to actually, he'd have to fight me and get me down there, I'm scared of clowns and sewers and I know better, so he wouldn't be able to-

"hey kid free romance movies and steven universe and ice cream down here"

Technology probably

4 words "We got doggo's here"

Pennywise:''Hey you, yeah you, your parents wont judge you from listening to music at 100% volume and you can watch tomtord all you want'' Me: ''can you buy me new headphones and microphone?'' Pennywise: sure why the hell not Me: //sold//

"ima vore you"

pennywise:"hey kid i got all of your favorite albums down here" Me:"SuRe" //sold//

"I have free internet, and YouTube red"

Look like a really hurt owl...caught in some wire. Or a chicken. I’d go down and get him out of there.

“Come in here to get a chance to meet Araki-Sensei!”