When I was four my uncle and me were at my nan's house, my nan had chocolate, and at the time I was a clueless four year old. I was having a sleepover with her and my uncle and I was gonna steal another chocolate but the uncle caught me and said that his 'you know what' was hurting. He told me that if I licked it be would give me a chocolate. Me being the stupid four year old I was, licked it. He asked me what it tasted like and I responded with 'yucky'. He gave me the chocolate and went upstairs. Me being a blabbermouth told my mom about it. So I was interviewed and I didn't know why, it's been around six years since that happened, I was a lucky kid who had the internet. So I searched 'boy hotdog' being confused about what happened. That's why I have a dirty mind. And I'm pretty sure the uncle is still in prison for making me you know.