I might base this off usernames more.

"Give me quotes." - The river fox who won't stop making music at night, it's like 3:00 AM bro..

"Give me the peanut butter & jelly sandwich please, I don't want to snap your neck."

"I HAVE NO ARMS OR LEGS AND LIVE TO MAKE MUSIC HELP."

"For eating that homeless man's frontal lobe I'll eat your eyes."

"I am the official xXAlex-GSOfficial, if you see a fake shoot it down."

"I live in my grandfather's ashes eating rice."

"I exist only. I'm the one and only. If something else exists I'll just be the 'and' in one and only."

"I originate from a s'more."

"I am Senpai Sugar, I am a sugary senpai."

"I'm the cousin of pencil."

"I'm the 1052th pro."