I used to read books before bed. There was this one called Star bores. It was, obviously, a parody of Star Wars. I read a chapter a night. But one night, I think I was on chapter four, but wqhen I got to the next chapter I kept going. I finished the entire book that night.

There was a book about a dog in space I had as a kid. Like, little kid. I used to read it to my vuddly toy dog, Loo-boo.

When I was really young, knee high to a grasshopper, I used to read the blurbs to all the Harry Potter books. I haven't read any of them, except a few chapters of book 3

My mum once gotume a book called "someone wake me up before I drool on the desk" She thought tuh title sounded fun, but it turns out it's one of those Christian propaganda books. I was Christian at the time, but I was much more liberal than the ajthor. I plan in burning it.

I went with my sister to this local event for kids, she was helping out, and I went to keep her company. But to stay there for longer than a few minutes I had to help out. So I went outside, found a bunch, and read a quarter of a book about maths in the Simpsons before walking a few miles home. I left a message for her at the info desk that I'd left, but they never passed it on.

I once just read through a dictionary, when I was like ten. Is started out wabout an aardvark, but it turns out a Zebra did it. I stole that joke from My Parents Are Aliens. But seriously, I have read a dictionary.

I want people to read this. I don't know why, but I do. I have this weird adrenaline rush and I hate it. So much energy I'm not using.

I once spent a school day reading Animal Farm Finished it is five ish hours. Good book.

You're some kind of moron, aren't you?