Fur real = For real Purr-fect = Perfect Litter-ally = Literally Meow = Now Kitten me = Kidding me Claw-ful = Awful Paw-some = Awesome Paw-sitive = Positive Purr-sonal = Personal Purr-suasion = Persuasion Fur-tunate = Fortunate Un-fur-tunate = Unfortunate Paw-fer = Prefer Fur-ever = Forever Lion = Lying Hiss-terical = Hysterical Paw-don me = Pardon me Feline = Feeling Su-purr-ior = Superior Claw-ver = Clever Tail = Tell Fur-miliar = Familiar Tail-ent = Talent Meow-ntain = Mountain Paws = Pause Cat-titude = Attitude In-fur-ior = Inferior Cat-ch = Catch Meow-sician = Musician Tail = Tale Hiss-tory = History Disa-purr-ance = Disappearance Cat-astrophe = Catastrophe Be-claws = Because Furry = Very Paw-table = Portable Furred = Third (thanks Stan!) Meta-furr-kitty = Metaphorically (thanks that one anon!) Litter-a-ture = Literature (thanks Catattack!) Claw-some = Awesome (thanks Karley CoolGirl!) Purr-haps = Perhaps (thanks Steve!) Won-fur-ful = Wonderful (thanks guy!) Mew =

= You (thanks Nepeta Lejion!) Fur-ward = Forward (thanks Meulin Leijon!) Bo-fur = Bother (thanks Meulin Leijon!) Pounce to my level = Get on my level (thanks Ashley Getchell!) Help meow-t = Help me out (thanks Yes!) Cat = Get/got (thanks tom!) Mew = New (thanks Vriska Serket!) Fur-get = Forget (thanks Vriska Serket!) Paw-lease = Please (thanks Dre!) Paw-y = Sorry (thanks Dre!) Purr-ns = Puns (thanks Jessica Leslie!) Con-cat-ulations = Congratulations (thanks Jessica Leslie!) Fur-end = Friend (thanks Jessica Leslie!) Paw-sibly = Possibly (thanks Cat lady!) Paw-sibility = Possibility (thanks Cat lady!) Fur-ious = Furious (thanks deeds!) A-paw-ling = Appalling (thanks Matias!) Pre-paw-sterous = Preposterous (thanks Daniel!) Purr-ince = Prince (thanks LSTheNinjaKitten!) Purr-incess = Princess (thanks LSTheNinjaKitten!) Hy-purr-kitty-cal = Hypocritical (thanks SAK!) Hy-purr-cat = Hypocrite (thanks SAK!) Un-cat-fur-a-bell = Uncomfortable (thanks Brenda!) Cat-s all = That’s all (thanks Jerry

F.!) Fur-st degree purr-der = First degree murder (thanks Phillop Henry Deckerd!) Con-fur-sing = Confusing (thanks anon!) Cat-lateral damage = Collateral damage (thanks Connor Gilchrist!) Cat-atonic = Catatonic (thanks M Reese!) Purr-iceless = Priceless (thanks Leo!) Claw-st = Lost (thanks hux!) Cat-astrophic = Catastrophic (thanks Expllitic!) Mew-nimum = Minimum (thanks Booyahman!) Mew-sic = Music (thanks Booyahman!) Purr-gress = Progress (thanks Booyahman!) Purr-gressive = Progressive (thanks Booyahman!) Purr-ks = Perks (thanks desire68025!) Mew-sery = Misery (thanks the spider in your shower!) Konnichi-paw = Konnichiwa (thanks the spider in your shower!) Litter = Litre (thanks the spider in your shower!) Purr-ecious = Precious (thanks the spider in your shower!) In-fur-delity = Infidelity (thanks the spider in your shower!) Meow-velous = Marvellous (thanks the spider in your shower!) Hiss-terical = Hysterical (thanks the spider in your shower!) Suf-fur = Suffer (thanks the spider in yo

in your shower!) Purr-suasion = Persuasion (thanks the spider in your shower!) Mew-b = Noob/Moob/Boob (thanks the spider in your shower!) Purr-cat-stinate = Procrastinate (thanks the spider in your shower!) Claw-sion = Caution (thanks the spider in your shower!) Cat-tholics = Catholics (thanks the spider in your shower!) Meow-slims = Muslims (thanks the spider in your shower!) Cr-hiss-tians = Christians (thanks the spider in your shower!) Mew-ish = Jewish (thanks the spider in your shower!) Paw-purr-sition = Proposition (thanks EpicEIF!) Purr-ty = Pretty (thanks Meow!) Tox-hiss-ity = Toxicity (thanks Paris Hunter!)