personally, I think Baguettes are overrated, let me tell you why. a Baguette is just a long loaf of bread. the larger the bread is the more it'll cost you during the process of making it and that just sucks. not only that but it's just weird in general. who wants long bread when you can have a normal loaf of bread. breadsticks are acceptable tho because not only is it small but it tastes good. it actually has a good reason to be a thing, unlike Baguettes. Baguettes are just dumb-looking and they're l o n g. why do people even like Baguettes? just get normal bread.

what can you do with a Baguette? eat it, I guess. what can you do with bread? you can toast it, make all sorts of sandwiches with it, you can dip it in tea (I think). Baguettes are just a waste of space and they're long. now I don't think I've mentioned this but I really don't like how l o n g they are. "hello yes darling can you bring the Baguette?" "of course honey" then when you pull it out it looks like a whole ak-47 at first glance, or a lightsaber, or a whole tree, or literally anything. point is that they're big and I don't like them. normal bread is portable.

anyways my pet rock died

me and my homies hate baguettes