so like, me, my brother, my cousin, and my parents did a dnd session. a whole family affair. so we go to this cave opening guarded by a goblin. my brother, who is halfling warlock. gets a roll for a bash and knock out attack. he gets a nat twenty and my father decided to narrate the situation as like "deathlock charge at the goblin with the speed of a theif, bashing the goblin's head with only his hand. what do you do." my brother stared dad down, straight face and all and said. "hes my pet now."