the bestest clown
by:
randomperson 
6513
6513
04.01.2018
25 comments
Unicornsarecool888
04.01.2018 19:19
LinkCool
What the heck did you just honking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in clown college, and Ive been involved in numerous parties, and I have over 300 confirmed laughs. I am trained in balloon animals and Im the top juggler in the entire US clown services. You are nothing to me but just another audience. I will make you laugh with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my honking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, honker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of clowns across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that causes the pathetic little thing you call your laughter. Youre ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make you laugh in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hilariousity, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Clown Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable frown off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will seltzer laughter all over you and you will drown in it. Youre ****ing dead, kiddo.
Never tried any Faygo. But juggalos like it, and I don't want anything to do with them.
Water, fire, air and dirt
****ing magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all mother****ers lying, and getting me pissed
