Have you ever put butter on a Pop-Tart? ♪ It's so frickin' good ♪ Have you ever put butter on a Pop-Tart? ♪ If you haven't, then I think you should ♪ I was sittin' in the kitchen one day ♪ And I was itchin' to fill up my belly ♪ With the pipin' hot jelly ♪ Of the best damn treat in the world ♪ He's talking Pop-Tarts! ♪ And I saw a stick of butter and it almost made me shudder ♪ And scream like a baby girl ♪ I don't want a giant ***** or a rocket trip to Venus ♪ I don't want to win the lottery ♪ I just want to squat and gobble ♪ Till I'm dizzy and I wobble ♪ In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream ♪ So I put butter on a Pop-Tart ♪ It was so frickin' good ♪ Have you ever put butter on a Pop-Tart? ♪ If you haven't, then I think you should Everybody come along with us! ♪ Have you ever put butter on a... Pop-Tart! ♪ It's so frickin' good Yeah! ♪ Have you ever put butter on a... Pop-Tart! ♪ If you haven't ♪ Then I think you should. Pop-Tart! With butter?!