YEEEEEEEEEEEE mm me be bill or dip dop?

mhmhmhmhmhmhmh i guess dipper would make mer sense

XD ok lets go

*writes something on bills page blushing too hard*

dip dop: gruncle stan is scamming people again ._.

*sigh*

dip dop: just the usual,

dip dop: *EXTREME BLUSH WHEN LOOKING ST BILL*

*at*

dip dop: hey Mabel?

dip dop: i think u um l-like b-bill?

*blush*

*puts journal under pillow*

dip dop: we rejected me, so I guess I'm over it.

she*

dippy dop (XD): want some Mabel juice?

dippy: i knowww u dooooo ill grab it. *goes downstairs* *thinks* she's gonna go insane...

*bill*: well hey there shootin' star. like the human form?

*heres wut he looks like*

bill: HAHAHAHA

dip dop: hey Mabel who- OH MY GOD GRUNCKLE!-bill: *covers his mouth* shut it pinetree

XD

bill: look, let me explain. dip dop: ok but u screw up and I'm getting grunckle FORD!!! bill: ok! ok!

dip dop: *sits and waits for bill to explain*

bill: so, i realise its loneliness that drives me insane and was wondering if you two would gimmie another chance?

dip dop: BAHAHAHAHA come on Mabel, HE TRIED TO KILL US! GIVE HIM A SECON- AHAHA

bill: Pinetree please, I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY!

dip dop: Mabel i don't think-

bill: come on pleaseeeeee ill give you chocolate cake!!! dip dop: oh no Mabel don't pls

dip dop: i say no chance we should be asleep! *turns out light*

dip dop: take em off duuuuuhh how u eat every day XD

bill: ok... ill come back tomorrow though!

*bill leaves*

dip dop: ugh. Finally.

*dipper sleeps*

*takes them off gently so it doesnt hurt*

*sleeps*

*morning*

bill: *pokes them with cane*

dip dop: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dip: *bites bills cand* bill: I CAN FEEL THAT U KNOW OUCH!

dipper: HAHA!

cane*

* gets up*

bill: heals it* sorry

dipper: im getting dressed in the bathroom *grabs clothes

*gets changed in bathroom* ~ dip dop

bill: *wants to look*

bill: um so shooting star...

bill: how do I eat? *looks at mouth* *well, tries*

bill: OUCH

bill: eh nvm. dip dop: i tried those new clothes u got me

*white shirt with blue sweater and black sneakers*

*and original top hat*

bill: *STARES IN AWE*

dip dop: new look eh? XD *oh and black long *dipper long* pants*

bill: N-NOOOO! dip dop: ?

bill: blushes massively*

dipper: ummmmmm bill ur face is yellow bill: oh

dipper: :/

bill: what?

dipper: imma read the journal bye! *grabs book and runs*

bill: I DOOONNNNTTTT HAVE A CRUSH ON PINE TREE

grunckle FORDDDDD: dipper? is that you? you dont usually glow yellow do i need to come up there????

bill: disappears

dipper: leans on bills old statue and reads* bill: whatcha dooooingggg~

dipper: I've decided to give u 1 CHANCE BILL 1 CHANCE!!!!

*sees Mabel* hey mabes!!!!!! ~dipper

dipper: runs up* u gotta early mood swing?

dipper: what did bill do?

dipper: *sigh*

hey Mabel, ur a matchmaker so can u get me onna date with bill? .//////.

dipper: *blush* bill: HEYA GUYS! dipper: AAAAAAAAH OMFG BILL!

dip: there's Pacifica!!!!!

*bill and dipper laugh*

dipper and bill: *sighs in laughter*

Pacifica: hello PINES and... B-BILLL AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH bill wait! its ok im gud

pacifica: hey Mabel I was w-wondering if y-you'd like to come to my sleepover u can invite candy and grenda

dipper: c: bill: C:

pacifica: so? will you?

(are you there?)

(he l o o????)

uhhhhmmmm u dere?

uh bye den?????