"Damn, you contracted the swine flu during its pandemic? Did you contract COVID-19 yet?" Not to my knowledge, and given how I've had no side effects to the first dose of the PFizer vaccine, chances are I would've been asymptomatic had I caught it. "Did you get spikey hair to impress your 8th grade crush?" No, that's a coincidence. And my hair is actually straight. I just draw it spikey.