Vampires can be used in many different ways, from comics (Hellsing) to books (The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod by Zac Brewer); From comedy (What we do in the shadows) to drama (Thirst). They can be Christopher Lee or David Bowie, or any number of other British actors. Their powers can range from shape-shifting to flying to crawling in trees like a monkey. And I hate anyone who admits to liking them more than your average person. If you dress up as them sometimes, if you decorate your house in black, if you want to **** them, even if you only find the concept intriguing, I hate you because you like vampires.

And now for the epic reveal! I was using Vamps as a proxy for furries. see how ****ing dumb it sounds when it's something people haven't decided are bad?