*drops the baby*

Im loving it *mcdonalds theme song*

What if i wont

:Smooches baby in microwave: you are now food

Sacrifice the child to Satan By cooking it in the microwave

-lightly places baby on the table- SIKE! -Yeets it in the microwave-

I will NOT microwave a baby

-microwaves the baby- Die u lil shet

*throws it in a microwave*

*smashes head*

Yeets baby in to microwave* BURN DA BABYYY (it's a meme I made up last year on our end of the year field trip bc we went to bear country and there were some young wolves but not pups ans so I luv wolves butbi couldn't stop myself saying BURN DA BABYYY in a low anime demon girl voice if that makes sense ^^)