And I will read.
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DepressedBitch 
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19.02.2020
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Suspicious-Stew
19.02.2020 04:42
LinkSomething funny
DepressedBitch[OP]
19.02.2020 04:46
LinkAhahahahaha
VSCO RUSSIA HAS STOLEN YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF YOGA PANTS FROM THE CLOSET/DRAWER! HE IS EATING THEM AS WE SPEAK!
RUSSIA: *EATS YOGA PANTS* CHOMP CHOMP. YUM
*Grabs thor's hammer*
*Smashes RUSSIA with thor's hammer while saying ¨HULK SMASH!¨*
(Irl conversation between me and my male friend)
Him: FBI OPEN UP *he was banging on the table*
Me: *calmly says* no
Him: oh ok sorry ma'am didn't mean to bother you *walks away*
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there is a curse word in it
so dis is what happened
i pranked him a couple days ago after that i was eating doritos and he screeched: " I PUT MY D* IN A BAG OF DORITOS" i screamed and threw my doritos away i am now scared for life.
i looked it up and found out it was a part of a song and i yelled at him >:(
Guys
guys
hey guys
guys GUYS
guess what
guysguesswhat
guess what happened you'll never guess
Shrek is thiccer than you haha
Oh, and these two pimples on my forehead look like I am growing horns.
DVD logo: hits the corner of the screen
People: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHSUDISAINFFNRKDOFJDJDGSGAFDHSH
A mexican magician said he was dissapear on the count of three "uno, dos-" and he was gone withought a trace. (I dont know how to spell anything so if ur mexican and you be like "THATS NOT HOW YOU SPELL IT!" Please teach meeee)
(THIS IS INNAPROPIATE BUT A JOKE) a boy walked up to his dad and pulled down his pants. "What's this?" Yhe boy said. "Its your car. We put it into a womans garage" said the boys father.
A girl walked up to her mom and pulled down her pants and she asked "what's this?" Her mom said "that's your garage. NEVER let a man park his car in it"
One day the boy and the girl were at the park together
When the girl got home her hands were bloody " WHAT HAPPENED?!?!" said the mom. "A boy tried to park his car in my garage and I ripped off his wheeles"
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