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Today I was BACON!

You SWEATER believe it

It’s nice temmiemeet you

Do you have a temmieach? K just wanted temmiemake sure!

Gawd I’m spamming the comment section with puns..............wow I really need a sanswich right now, cause I’m starving. I make no sans. paPIErus. I’m ASRIEL as it gets. I’m so PUNNY. I need a PUNish my cat (cause he’s scratching the sofa!!!!!). I RELISH that fact. I take that as a CONDIMENT. I MUSTARD had the courage to say that. We needa KETCHUP. BONE-appetite. I’m BONE-tired. Down to the BONE. I play an instrument, a trum-BONE. Sorry, I made a mistake, I play the xylo-BONE. Oh you have GOAT to be KIDding me. Holy FRISK!

I’m flabberGASTERED.

I like skelePUNS! I’ve got a skeleTON of puns. I like to PUNch.

I’m pretty HUMANreous

Ok. I’ll stop now...

But lastly, call the HAMbulance

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