You're jokin', YOU'RE JOKIN! I can't believe my ears Would someone SHUT this fella up I'm drownin' in my tears It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much Oh, the sound of rollin' dice To me is music in the air 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Although I don't play fair It's much more fun, I must confess When LIVES are on the line Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy Now that'd be just fine Oh, brother, you're SOMETHING You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're FINISHED You haven't got a prayer