Streak: “I actually need these to see *****”

Streak: *Takes off his glasses* “I can’t see shit with these because my sights changed... a l o t.”

Streak: “I never learnt how to read. Or write... Heck, not even ‘simple’ maths...”

Streak: “I just never really went to school...”

Streak: “I mean, most of my life was spent living in an alleyway...”

Streak: “I ate trash.”

Streak: “... I’m pretty sure I eventually ate eat shit on accident”

(*rat shit

Streak: *cough* “I though I was chocolate” *cough*

Streak: “Not gonna lie but... it tasted decent-“

Streak: “From What I can remember... I also eat dog shit for the same reason... wasn’t nice. At all.”

Streak: “... Pokémon[a] is a series of video games developed by Game Freak and published by Nintendo and The Pokémon Company as part of the Pokémon media franchise. First released in 1996 in Japan for the Game Boy, the main series of role-playing video games (RPGs), also referred as the "core series" by their developers,[1][2][3] has continued on each generation of Nintendo's handhelds. The games are commonly released in pairs, each with slight variations, with a remake of the games usually released a few years after the original versions for another console. While the main series consists of RPGs, a big number of spin-off games based on the series have been developed by various companies, encompassing other genres such as action role-playing, puzzle, fighting, and digital pet games. Including spin-offs, as of November 24, 2017, more than 300 million Pokémon games have been sold worldwide on handheld and home consoles, across 76 titles.[4] This makes Pokémon the second best-selling video game franch

Streak: *Pulls out a printed version of the Wikipedia page for Pokémon* “I memeroized it all.”

Streak: “I spent a year doing that. I have no life.”

Streak: “I bet”

Streak: “It least you don’t have-“ *He stops mid sentence* “... never mind”

Streak: *He huffs* “Doesn’t matter”

Streak: “Doesn’t. Matter.@

Streak: “It doesn’t...”

Streak: “Does. Not.”

Streak: “I don’t want to say it ok?”

Streak: *He grumbles*

Streak: *He starts to walk off*

Streak: *He starts to sing quietly to himself* “About time for anyone telling you off for all your deeds No sign the roaring thunder stopped in cold to read”

Streak: “No time Get mine and make no excuses waste of precious breath No time The sun shines on everyone, everyone love yourself to death”

Streak: “So you gotta fire up, you gotta let go You'll never be loved till you've made your own You gotta face up, you gotta get yours You never know the top till you get too low” *He put his hood up*

((Ok uwu Streak: “A son of a stepfather A son of a I'm so sorry A son of a stepfather A son of a I'm so sorry”

Streak: “No lies and no deceiving, that is what he loves I keep tryin' to conceive that death is from above”

now I have BIG roux

me no have big roux now :(

snaches the runs to America