A while later Cyrus is born. Wink. Old hag marries somebody else who also doesn't have a name, let's call him good dad. Cyrus never knew his biological dad, but good dad is just that, a good dad. Unfortunately old hag is still on old hag. She spends all good dad's money and won't get a job >:( One day when Cyrus is 7 good dad is framed for murder. (Might be a murder Kenneth committed, maybe not). Ransom money. Good dad hides in a fort he built with smol bean Cyrus. Cyrus accidentally leaks this info to his mom. His mom reports where good dad is hiding and he gets arrested. Cue Cyrus becoming eternally pissed at his mom. Also, turns out she's an awful single parent. Also she's been shoving the ideology that homo = bad down his throat since birth.

(She's just salty Geb ran away with his homie instead of sticking around with her, she has no other reason.) This sticks with Cyrus but also mind ****s him because who would've guessed he has big homo. (shorter summary or stuff you guys know) Cyrus dates Orchid just to make his mom happy, Orchid is actually yandere hoe. When he dumps her Orchid tries to kill Cyrus but he ends up stabbing her in self defense. He goes to jail for awhile. ~later~ Cyrus is hired by the Angel Organization. (fyi he's been hooked on marijuana and cocaine for awhile). He's awesome at the job but also sneaks off to get high once in awhile. One day when he sneaks off he finds Nova (new AO employee) looking at illegal stuff. Cyrus then blackmails him. Oops look Cyrus' gay is showing. Gasp Nova's bi doesn't give a shit. Boom. And time skip, they're married.

And in conclusion when Nova meats old hag she wants to put her son down more than ever. ****. That's a lot of typing. Probably a lot of typos. I doubt anyone will read that. I have to go to sleep so gn. But uh yeah the point of this was to explain why Cyrus is homophobic and who the **** Kenneth and Geb are.