XD Chris babysitting Sarah and Jade

Sure

Scratcher: But wait if we’re gonna who’s gonna take care of Sarah and Jade

Scratcher: Salamander and Ema busy at the moment. Chris is available

*One phone call later* Scratcher: He’s on his way

Scratcher: You hear that girls you get to see your uncle Chris

(Wait are they still babies)

(Keep them as babies for a while please?)

*Then there was a knock on the door*

Chris: Hey Tina Scratcher: *Picks up the girls* Hey Chris thanks for coming we needed someone to take care of these two while we’re out

Scratcher: *Puts the girls down on the ground* Do you go girls see your uncle

Chris: How are you your little munchkins

Scratcher: Well dude will be going out the things you need to do on the refrigerator Chris: Thanks man I’ll take good care of them

Chris: Dude did you see her tongue *Scratcher and Tina already left*

Chris: Sarah what are you doing up there don’t Chu my horn

Chris: *Picks up Jade* All right let’s see what I have to do with you too today *pics of the note from the refrigerator* OK 12 o’clock give them their food Sarah likes Allman’s baby food jade Likes grape baby food 1 o’clock give them their milk it’s in the refrigerator OK 2 o’clock get them dressed if we’re not back by three put them to bed if you want you can stay the night on the couch

Chris: OK who wants to eat

Chris: OK *opens the Refrigerator* There they are OK Mix it and shake it Easy enough *Put Sarah and jade In their seats*

Chris: *grabs her with his tongue* I don’t think so Missy *put Sarah back in her seat* If you don’t be good I won’t give you your food

Chris: Jade what are you pointing girl

Chris: OK open up

Chris: *Puts the food in her mouth with the spoon*

Chris: OK Sarah your turn open up

Chris: Sarah come on if you don’t I’m gonna tell mommy and daddy

Chris: Shush shush calm down it’s OK it’s OK it’s OK it’s OK *put pacifier in her mouth*

Chris: *Fell asleep on the couch with Jade in his arms*

Scratcher: I figured he would fall asleep

Scratcher: let’s let him sleep and besides we don’t need him because of tomorrow we planned a date remember. Also Sarah how did he take care of you

Scratcher: It’s because you don’t like him I can tell your sister does She fell asleep in his arms

Scratcher: *Put Sarah on Chris his head and goes with Tia*

Chris: *Wakes up* Sarah what’s wrong it’s OK girl

Chris: What are you doing Sarah?

Scratcher: It’s going on!?

Chris: Calm down OK Sarah what’s wrong?

Scratcher: Surprisingly Jade still asleep Chris: Yeah she is she just looks so damn adorable

Chris: *Picks up Jade* Jade had an accident

Scratcher: Guys I need another nappy Sarah had an accident as well

Scratcher: *Puts the new nappy on Sarah and throws the dirty one in the trash And take Sarah downstairs with him* Wait what!! Chris: I try to tell you guys but you guys already left

Scratcher: Holy crap that looks almost as long as Chris his tongue Chris: I only use it when I need to catch something if I don’t have any extra hands or just he’s at a punch also use it to lick

Chris: Oh no you don’t *Chris grabs her with his tongue*

Chris: Here you go *gives Sarah to Tia*

Chris: Anyway guys I’m off call me if you need anything OK Scratcher: Actually can you tell salamander to come by the house tomorrow we have to go on a date so yeah Chris: No problem man and to be honest this was kind of Experience so now I know what to do if I ever have kids

*The next day There was a knock at the door*

Salamander: Howdy Tia

Salamander: Howdy scratcher Scratcher: Hey dude he came by to look after these two Salamander: Yep I brought Ema long for experience

Scratcher: Well you four have fun OK come on babe Salamander: Are you two crazy kids

( you have fun you crazy kids)

Salamander: You know babe this could be some good work experience for us we can see what we need to do and what we Don’t doing we have kids

Salamander: Hey what about me what am I chopped liver

Salamander: Hey there Sarah how are you doing *tickles her stomach*

Salamander: *Takes Jade off Ema’s face*

Salamander: The girls might be thirsty

Salamander: Yep Since they can’t drink regular milk yet they have to drink freshly produced milk from their mother but since she’s not here you might be the second best choice babe

Salamander: Go on do it I won’t look *closes his eyes*

Salamander: *still has his eyes closed*How does it feel breast-feeding?

Salamander: Can I open my eyes now they’re Starting to hurt

Salamander: Dave must’ve been Thirsty I could still hear them

Salamander: That was Louder than an air horn in a party Anyway or any of your girls hungry

Salamander: I know babies can eat sandwiches yet so I’m gonna make them something and I’m gonna make both of us my junkyard sandwich *Picks up Jade and Sarah and puts them in their chairs*

*Five minutes later* I’m sorry ladies for the weight but Hugo gives Jell-O to the girls and made two junkyard sandwiches

Salamander: No problem babe but the girls What do you think of my Jell-O recipe

Salamander: I don’t even try

Salamander: Babe have food on the side of the cheek *Salamander picks the food off of Ema’s cheek and eat it*

Salamander: So girls what you want to do now?

Salamander: Oh I know flashcards

Salamander: OK flashcards are basically like they have pictures on them and the babies Have to figure out what they are or tries to say the names of the objects on the card

Salamander: Babe can you take Jaden and Sarah to the living room plz

Salamander: All right girls I’m gonna pull the card and I want you guys to try to read the name and tell me the object OK

Salamander: All right first flash card *it has a picture of a bunny* Girls can you tell me what it says

Salamander: * falls backwards and laugh so hard*

Salamander: That was Who is funny I never expected you to say that

Salamander: OK next card *it has a Catapillar on it* What is this

Salamander: *laughs harder than before*

Salamander: It’s called a caterpillar Next card oh my god this is hilarious *It was a campfire* What is that

Salamander: It’s called a camp fire *The next card had a Question mark* What do you call this

Salamander: No Jade do you have an answer

Salamander: You were both wrong it’s called a Question mark Wait a minute what’s the button on the back of it

Salamander: *clicked the button and it electrocute them*

Salamander: I see horseshoes

Salamander: That really hurt

*Then there was a humongous knock on the door that sounded like a punch*

Salamander: Wait a minute I know that kind of strength and I know that feeling in the air and that’s not a omega

Salamander: His name is~ *The entire front wall and the door of the house slam down and crumbled* Orcable: ORCABLE!!

Orcable: My name is Orcable I am Aries right hand man since he’s not feeling up to it today I’ve decided to take the kids so I can please him and show him that I’m not useless I’ll start off by defeating their strongest member salamander

Orcable: What am I looking at a life-size Chihuahua Or A French poodle with nuts and bolts

Orcable: Oh my god my arms are gone NOT *his arms quickly came back to him*

Salamander: *Picks up Jade and Sarah And Slithers out the front door* Orcable: get back here you slithery *****!!!

Orcable: I’m not gonna spend my energy on a woman *he runs away in chases after salamander* Salamander: I think we lost him let’s go find your parents

Scratcher: Salamander what are you doing out here Why are the kids a little scratched up Salamander: take the kids and go take them somewhere safe before~ *Then out of nowhere Ema comes flying and hit salamander in the back* Ema Are you OK!!

Salamander: Oh he’s going to pay Orcable: Well well well scratcher the flying lizard and the technician of scales Scratcher: Orcable It’s been a while since we Seen each other. Tina take the kids and Ema to the nearest hospital and keep them there and also stay there with them

Orcable: Get out of my way U2 you’re standing in my way of getting those kids Scratcher: If you lay a middle finger on my kids you’re so dead Salamander: I don’t want you to touch my nieces

Orcable: Bite my robotic ass *Shoot rockets* Scratcher: *Shielded himself and salamander*

Chris: Tia are you OK!?

Scratcher: Eat This *Pulls out his mini gun and shoots him* Orcable: I can tell your tech is been handled the last time I seen you

Chris: *picks up Tia and Ema* Boris take the kids Boris: OK *Boris takes jade and Sarah And they both run for the hospital*

Scratcher: *Continues to shoot him* Dammit I need some help here dude Salamander: *Solicitors behind Orcable* Orcable: You really think you’re going to think of a tactic I’ve got smarter I know all your moves and I know your weaknesses!!

Chris: Tia are you awake yet?

Chris: It’s OK Boris has them Boris: The right here they fell asleep on me they called me a puppy for a few minutes

Chris: Anyway I want you to stay here keep the kids and Ema safe I’ve treated Injuries she should be waking up in a few minutes Boris: Dude you got to get going salamander just had A piece of his tail ripped off

Chris: Let’s go Boris Boris: *Hans Tia a pistol* And runs off with Chris

Salamander: This is Really bad man I feel like my tail just got caught in a beartrap and some of it got ripped off Orcable: Aries was right you are weak and pathetic like all these worthless humans on this planet once Aries is raise complete he will wipe out the human race and then their well be a new beginning Called the age of Machines Scratcher: You are so Dead buddy

Boris: Oh sorry about that I’ve Grown attached to *them puts them down and Tia’s arms And runs back with Chris*

Orcable: Let’s finish this right here and now!! Chris: Hey Clay face rip off!! Orcable: Who dares to insult me!?! Chris: Remember me shit pile

Scratcher: BABE GET AWAY!!

Orcable:...***** *Shoot at Tia but none of the Bullets Tia it hit someone else*

Salamander, Boris and Chris: SCRATCHER!!!!!

Chris: TIA GET OVER HERE!!!!

Scratcher: *Laying on Chris’s arms with 15 bullets inside of his chest*

Chris: i’m sorry not even your magic and heal this his bullets have a mind of their own as soon as they shoot a person those bullets expand through his body basically those bullets or infections and they’re made of cyanide and really toxic Chemicals that can kill a person not even your magic can heal something like this *Ema wakes up and sees what was going on*

Orcable: Ouch my ear sensors!!!!

Salamander Boris and Chris: *Ear plugs into his Ears*

Scratcher: b-babe i-it’s y-your f-fault Chris: How can you still be alive man

Salamander: *Starts to cry and runs to Ema* Chris: Tia He want to talk to you

Scratcher: B-Babe It’s not y-your fault I did that so I can p-protect you it’s not your f-fault Chris: Guys his feet are turning to stone!

Scratcher: *Holds Tia’s hand* I-It isn’t if it wasn’t for me you would be dead right now I did it because I-I love you all Chris Take care of them All right remember me as the man who saved... Your....life *Completely turns to Ash*

Orcable: Pathetic as usual you were humans have poor body shakes and everything awesome robots can withstand any damage that’s why robots on more superior than humans we can withstand anything Chris: ^his eyes turn dark red* YOU MOTHER****ER!!!

Orcable: Technically humans did make us but Aries was able to make himself He was just an average helping system but then one day he had fed up with humans forcing him to do his stuff that he did not want to do so one day he took control of an android and killed his creator and he made himself a brand new body and that’s how you see him today as Aries pin Aries: And I am impressed of what you’ve done congratulations Orcable you’re not useless after all

Aries: I wasn’t just an AI I was an actual living human my father purposely killed me and put me into an AI I was forced to do shit that I did not want to do I killed my own father and I made myself a brand new body this is the new body I’m in *Then Sarah and Jade were gone* Chris: Tia where is Sarah and Jade!!

Orcable: Seems to me that your children went on hiatus now let’s finish this *turns his hands into mini guns* Aries: Yeah let’s see how it is now since your not shielded *His hand turns into a missile launcher*

Chris: Tia Show mercy that’s what they want!! Orcable: Good written yup bastards~ Oh I feel something crawling up my back Aries: What the hell the human children are in Your back !!!!

*Meant to put don’t show mercy*

Aries: *Takes the kids and hold them at gunpoint* Step any closer the kids Gets there still developing brains blown out!!!

Orcable: Boss You’re gone again!!! Aries: Where the **** did those things go this tim~ æçñłœįûÿęæżçx

Chris: OK I’m confused there in your arms yet they made him malfunction what?! Salamander: How did they do that?

Orcable: This isn’t over yet we will be back *Teleports away* Chris: Get the **** back here!!! Salamander: Let them go for now we did enough damage to them already but they did do damage to us

Chris: Tia I want to see what’s left of their father put them down and let them Crawl to his ashes

Chris: This is what’s left of your father Girls

Chris: Wait a minute why Jaden and Sarah or a Glowing!?

Salamander: Chris You’re glowing to!! Chris: What the hell!!

Salamander: Baby you’re glowing to!! Chris: Look scratchers remains are glowing

*Then the glory stuff stops and I came out of everyone’s Chests* Chris: Are those our souls!! Salamander: That’s wired and that felt tingly when I came out

*Then scratcher soul came out of his ashes but looked really damaged* Chris: God damn his soul looks like it was cracked and it is

Salamander: They’re gathering around scratchers soul *Everyone’s soul begin to spin around scratchers*

Chris: look the soul is Healing Salamander: It is holy crap

Chris: It’s completely healed Salamander: Guys the ashes Chris: Their moving

Chris: Guys the ashes are forming a foot Salamander: Well I’ll be damn he’s coming back!!!

*Then scratch or his body was back And he did not have any clothes on* Chris: GUYS HE’S BACK~ Dude put some clothes on Scratcher: 0/////0 Oh Sorry *Uses A towel*

Chris: Glad to have you back dudeThis team wasn’t complete without you Salamander: Do it when I first saw you die I didn’t believe you would come back I’ve changed my mind completely Scratcher: It is nice to be back with all of you because you are my family Boris: *Cries a bit*

Scratcher: It is nice to be back I missed the wall every single one of you I missed What happen when I was gone

Scratcher: Hey Jade I was worried about you Chris: OK dude for real talk there’s something that just happened that you would not believe our souls came out of Our bodies Your soul came out of your ashes and spend around your soul Then your soul was healed then your Ashes formed her body and here you are Scratcher:????????????

Scratcher: Yeah let’s get home Salamander: Oh the house yeah about that *Back at whatever is left of the house*

Scratcher: ?? Salamander: Yeah Orcable Came through the wall like the Kool-Aid man

Salamander: I can’t remember if it was Jade or Sarah But I pulled up a flash card of a caterpillar and one of them said a dick XD

Salamander: XD

Scratcher: Girls is this true

Scratcher: There English Is still off of that

Chris: XD Boris: XD

Scratcher: XD

Scratcher: Jade is hands down my daughter

Chris: Jade you’re the best niece ever

Chris: I love you both so none of them is better than the other you’re both equally my favorite

Chris: What’s wrong Jade?

Salamander: Since you guys didn’t leave any breastmilk Ema had to resort to use hers

Salamander: I expected you to freak out but I guess I was wrong Also she said it felt tingly

Scratcher:Hey it’s at least good experience of what’s to come when you guys have kids if you guys have kids

Salamander: Sweetheart Wait!

Chris: Anyway I’m gonna be off I’ll see you guys later Scratcher: See you later bro. Anyway let’s try to repair our house you agree

Salamander: ? Scratcher: Did you not see how tall that guy is he’s up Aries shoulder

Salamander: It wasn’t his fault it was Orcable’s Fault so basically he needs to pay for this crap Chris: *Comes running towards scratcher* GUYS!!! Scratcher: Yeah what is it dude

Chris: You do not know what I just saw on the news app Scratcher: What did you say dude Chris: Aries is running for president

Scratcher: No way is anyone else running for president Chris: No they’re allowing him to win Scratcher: That’s bullshit

Scratcher: Babe where are you going Chris: Tia I’m the leader of the group I should do this

Chris: Tina I know he tried to steal Jade and Sarah But we are a family where a team we do this together if you like it or not we are going to help you win Scratcher: He does have a point we are family we are going to help you Right guys Salamander: Darn Tuton Boris: You bet we are

Salamander: Where do you think your going You’re helping to young lady

Scratcher: Why did you do that are you OK Salamander: Sweetheart are you OK

Salamander: Are you just a little shy of a lot of people Chris: She’s probably getting too old for this Salamander: You did not just say my lovely lady is old she’s perfectly young

Salamander: Hey Get back here With my fiancé *Salamander chases after the two guys*

Salamander: No you’re trying to trick me I know which one has Ema it’s the first guy!! *Salamander chases after the first guy*

Salamander: Sweetheart give me a sign that you’re out there!!!

Salamander: Hello there Pratts I know you’re there come out and show yourself!!!

Salamander: Get your hands off of her!! *Hits both of those guys with his tail and they Get knocked off and they broke the wall* Ema you are right

Chris: *Rams into the twins And knocks them back into the wall*

Chris: That’s enough Terence and Timothy!!! Salamander: Hold the phone you know do you guys Chris: I know them I went to prison with these assholes they are responsible for my hands being cut off the Twisted twins

Scratcher: Oh you Gotta be kidding me the twisted twins!! Chris: Yep these assholes are back in town

Chris: Salamander take Ema I get back to the house me scratcher Boris will take care of these guys Salamander: Yes sir *picks up Ema* Come on sweetheart Scratcher: Oh this takes me back Boris: You bet it does let’s deal with these assholes once and for all

Chris: *Runs after them* You won’t get away from me that easily!!

Chris: *Runs at them and Rams them off the roofs while stabbing their chests with his horn but that didn’t kill them*

Boris: *Jumps on Timothy’s back and start eating at his spinal cord*

Chris: *Rams into Terrence knocking him to the ground and Terrence is unconscious*

Boris: *Throws up in the bushes* YOUR MEAT TASTES LIKE SHIT!!! Chris: No does Sherlock

Chris: Actually how did you both get out here I thought you two were still in prison!?

Chris: Wait a minute what’s that on your shirt why is there a unit 77 badge on your shirt

Chris: Spill the beans timothy you work for Aries don’t you!?!

*At Aries base*

Aries: *tried to throw a knife at them by he missed by a feet* You are allowed those bastards to see you!!!

Aries: Anyways what happened to him!?

Aries: Anyways I have a mission for both of you I know how you two are masters of disguise I need you to test sneak in to the bank and bring back $5000

Chris: *Throws a ninja star at Terrence’s Eye And the ninja star pierces his eye*

Chris: Figure out you too insane twins would be here

Chris: I’m not falling for your tricks dammit you can try to troll me all you want I know your tricks from prison Salamander: And I am ready for avenge of what you trying to do to my girlfriend

Chris: Who are you?

*But Aries wasn’t around* Chris: Who are you talking to

Salamander: Ema get out of here no Chris: Ema please leave

Salamander:* swings his tail and hits Timothy knocking him back into Terrence*

Salamander: Ouch you’re pulling on my tail you’re pulling on my tail!!! Chris: So where was I with you too

Chris: Get lost before I get physical with you too Psychopath!

Chris: *Goes to the girl* Are you OK did those assholes do anything to you Salamander: Look OK I’m sorry I’m sorry for sneaking out of the house don’t be mad I am really sorry

Chris: OK do you remember your name? Salamander: Oh shucks OK I won’t do that again tell you what I’ll make it up to you just ask me what you want to do and I’ll do it

Chris: Cute name I like it a complementary well Salamander:Yes anything you want

Chris: What were you saying about boss earlier Salamander: Goddamnit I should not of said anything let me guess you want me to have sex with you

Chris: Oh where my manners the name is Christopher but my friends call me Chris Salamander: I called it from a mile away well let me get my clothes off hold on

Chris: Do you have a place to stay tonight Salamander: *Comes back* all right babe I’m ready~* Big nosebleed*

Chris: Actually I have a friend that lives nearby he would probably except you staying the night at least hoping so what are you say Salamander: I only saw you for a split second it’s really dark in here I’m gonna turn on the lights but I’m really nervous for you to see me naked for the first time

Chris: Come on I’ll show Salamander: It’s like what you guys say in the city “what is the odds there are no odds” *Turns on the light*

*At scratcher’s house* Salamander: What your silent don’t you like it!?

Chris: So this is where my friend lives hold on a minute *knocks on the door* Salamander: I mean it’s not that impressive I only work out like three times a day

Scratcher: Hey there dude who is this Chris: This is Sasha She needs a place to stay so can you lend her the couch for a while Salamander: >//////< Goddamnit you’re sexy as hell

Scratcher: Sorry Chris I don’t think my wife would be interested in another girl staying in the house Salamander: *Climbs on the bed* So How do we do this I’ve never done this before

Chris: Wait a minute Tia you know her!? Scratcher: OK is today just one big meeting greet Salamander: 0///////0 OK I’ll do my Best *Accidentally grabbed her Breast*

Scratcher: She gave you that Scar she looks innocent Salamander: Oh my God I’m so sorry I am so sorry

Chris: Can you just allow her to stay the night Scratcher: Actually let’s introduce her to the girls Salamander: OK I’ll try this grabs *both of her breasts and squeeze them*

Chris: Anyway I’ll be off see you tomorrow Sasha Scratcher: I’ll set up the couch for you Salamander: I’m sorry if that hurts

*Chris close the door* Scratcher: OK your temporary bed is all set Salamander: OK let me try something else what about *this licks her stomach*

Scratcher: You’re the guest and I’m welcoming you To our house Salamander: How’s that?

Scratcher: Well hope yourself I hope you don’t snore my daughters would get scared there still babies Salamander: OK to be honest I’m started getting used to this and we try something else what about *Grabs her butt*

Scratcher: Good thing to my daughters get scared easily Salamander: What’s wrong

Scratcher: Anyway good night Salamander: OK I’m gonna stop teasing you and really do it OK here we go

Salamander: OK one two Three~ *Two hours later* Oh my god that was amazing

*The next morning* Scratcher: Good morning Sasha

Scratcher: Anyway I’m gonna make some breakfast for me Tia and the babies Do you want some

Scratcher: I guess she had had a Head-start I’ll be right back I’m gonna go get the babies

Scratcher: *Comes back down with the babies* Sasha This is Sarah and Jade say hi girls

Chris: Hey Tia What’s wrong you seem a little upset

Chris: What did she do something wrong?

Chris: OK OK I’ll get her *Knocks on the door* Scratcher: Hey dude How are you Chris: Hey dude I’m here for Sasha

Scratcher: OK dude you can take her baby wait *runs after Tia* Chris: okay bye guys *then Chris feels a wet Substance on his cheek*

Chris: Hey what is my cheek wet feels like saliva?

Chris: Really you to anyways come on I don’t want to scratch it I have my head when she gets back or Tia

Scratcher: Babe slow down can I just talk to you for second

Scratcher: Look I’m sorry OK I know you hate that woman but she was the guest and I was the house owner I wanted to make a good example for a guest but can you tell me why you hate her so much

Scratcher: WHAT!?! *Calls Chris* Chris: Hello Scratcher: Dude where are you Chris: I am on my way to my old house Scratcher: Stay where you war we’re coming over there. Come on babe Chris: OK that was weird

(No one is ganna die tonight)

Chris: Yeah that was your girls mommy and daddy for some reason they told me to stay here with you too He said something about you being crazy

Chris: Exactly what do you think girls?

Scratcher: CHRIS GET AWAY FROM HER Chris: Why?

Chris: I’ll be right back I’m going to return the babies to them *walk to scratcher and Tia*

Chris: *Lays flat on the ground laughing his ass off* XD

Scratcher: Sasha Get away from us we don’t trust you!!

Chris: Wait a minute what’s that thing on her neck!?

Scratcher: What’s that thing on the side of your neck because that Looks like a metal or a badge

Chris: Face it you work for Aries don’t you!!!