Arin: OH SWEETNESS ISN'T WHAT I SEEK, BUT YOU SEEM VERY TENDER I MUST SAY, VERY *licks his lips* T A S T Y

Arin: OH I DO LOVE SALTY MEAT, NICELY SEASONED, MIGHT I INVITE YOU TO DINNER?

Arin: OH! WHY DO YOU LEAVE SO SOON! THE TABLE IS ALREADY SET AND THE WINE POURED, COME NOW! WE CAN FEAST LIKE KINGS TONIGHT!

Arin: WHATEV....*clears throat* uh, whatever you wish, i had the cooks make pies chicken, oh yes very good chicken, nice tender and juicy, we have steaks pastries, all sorts of foods *sits at the extremely long dinning room table* come take a seat

Arin: i haven't eaten in a long time, v-verry long time, it's been so long since i've had guests *he says with a creepy grin on his face*

Arin: oh i still eat to survive, sometimes i try to eat some things on this table and almost hurl after, other times i eat venison, nothing like the real thing but you have to do what you have to do to survive. the temptations grow with every day though. it's difficult to keep a clear mind when your stomach is empty and your mind is buzzing around the room. every human interaction could lead to........a very unfortunate end

Arin: hmmhmmm yes, it gets lonely though, so i try my best

Arin: guests seem to love taking any pets i have, they assume i don't treat them right. i don't understand why, shadow was a great companion, i fead him the finest meats, of course i didn't let him eat humans, no no no, what would i eat then, but any kind of thing that's healthy for him i allow. so i gave up on pets, i've trained the rats though! yes, they cook for any guests that may come and i talk with them all the time. nice creatures they are

Arin: no, that wouldn't be good for me to do, it'll just die eventually, i just wish i had friends, but my temptations prevent me from acquiring one

Arin: *his eyes go wide and his mouth starts to water* ...................................OH! y-you would?

Arin: ...i....uh........*his eye starts to twitch*...............oh! you must be done with your food! off with you now you don't want to be late for sleep you seem like a person who is very busy so you must be out the door! *pushes you out the door and slams it shut*

Arin: *he throws out an umbrella and a leather coat* uh.... COME AGAIN ANY TIME! YOUR ALWAYS WELCOME!

Arin: *he leaves a little basket with cookies in it on the doorstep and heads off to his master bedroom*

(ait, that ended well, see ya tomorrow!)

oml perfect ending XD