How many of the conversations go: Someone: What's your name? Me: Oh, it's Montana. Someone: Okay (writes it down) Me: (internally) Where...where did you get an 'h' from? I'm literally named after the state. Everyone should know how to spell the fifty states of America you idiot. I don't have three 'n's and an 'h' in my name! Just, just look at it! Does 'Montannah' look correct?! Huh?! S: So, is that right? Me: Uh..sure. S: Oh, what's your last name too? Me: Byrom S: (writes Byron) Me: (internally) YOU BI- S: There you go (hands me the paper) Is this correct? Me: You know what, just put Monty..