Mission rp?
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LlamasAndPianos[OP]
06.07.2018 01:55
LinkAnyone welcome .u.
Spades
06.07.2018 01:56
Linkmission to find my will to live
LlamasAndPianos[OP]
06.07.2018 01:57
LinkNo, I meant like a mission my ocs go on to kill people w h e e z e
Spades
06.07.2018 01:58
Linkk i l l m e o r d i e
LlamasAndPianos[OP]
06.07.2018 02:02
LinkI'd rather die
"So, who is it this time?"
Blue J looked up from the kitchen table, sipping blood from what appeared to be a hospital packet of what was labeled AB+ on the front of the plastic.
"This guy that lives near the end of town. Small house, but lots of money secretly stored. He most likely got it all from laundering, hence why he has a small place and barely anything inside it. Giving off the expression he's just as poor as everyone else on this rock." Stitches, who was busy going through the kitchen drawers looking for something didn't even bother looking up at her to respond.
"Genius.." Blue J murmered quietly.
"What? What is?" Stitches looked up for a second, not even bringing attention to his friend drinking blood most likely stolen from the local hospital (which he knew she had all kinds of access to, being a doctor herself).
"The way he's laundering money. Making himself seem poor but not too poor, bringing no attention to himself. Using deduction, he most likely works in a big but not too big company or business where he gets the money from. Why are all of the smart ones always caught?"
Stitches placed a hand on his hip "Deduction? Since when were you Sherlock?"
"I'll take that as a compliment.," She smirked. "You're also kinda like my Watson. You tag along, ask no questions, and everyone thinks you're gay!"
Blue J turns to her quickly, slightly in a panicked way "Oh, I forgot you were here. You're lucky I didn't accidentally punch you.."
Stitches rolled his eyes then started looking through the drawers again.
Blue J turned back to him, raising an eyebrow "What are you looking for anyway?"
"Use your deduction. We're gonna go kill a 40-year-old man and we're in a kitchen full of multiple sharp objects and utensils. Take a wild guess, Holmes."
"..Touche'"
Stitches gasped, acting slightly offended "Me? Really? I'm just the scientist, she's the nerd." He motioned his head at Blue J.
"Am not!" Blue J smiled.
"Blue, you once argued with me over which actor for Doctor Who was the best."
"Yeah, well, we can't always focus on who played the Doctor the best! I mean, sure, David Tennant and Matt Smith are amazing, but what about the actors for Rory? Rose? That girl made of nothing but a sheet of skin? They deserve recognition!"
Stitches raised an eyebrow then looked at Roxy "This is what I mean."
"Hey, I can hear you, you know!" Blue J laughed.
"Crap, Scarlet took every single steak knife, we only have butter knives left.." He closed the drawers he was looking threw and sat on the table, swinging himself over like his body weight was almost nothing, which it was.
"I swear I'm gonna ground her from those. You know, every time I walk into her room she either stabs me or I stab myself at least once.." Blue J joined him, sitting near the edge of the table.