Eddsworld rp?
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NyanCatFanGirl3 
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11.06.2018
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Nighteye
11.06.2018 22:11
Link*eats u*
NyanCatFanGirl3[OP]
11.06.2018 22:13
LinkAaaaaa. So bored
Rose:*cooks breakfast and looks out of the window at Edd's house*
Tom: *glares out the window* *THINKS: there's Carrie, and then...* *glares at Rose* Edd? I think I found a Stalker
Rose:*sigh* well. I'm gonna talk to edd or something. I need to apologize for what I did 16 years ago...
Rose:oh there's tom. Yes. My enemy. Urgh wish he died. I still miss my friend tord tho. Wonder where he went.
Tom: Hm... she seems familiar... from somewhere... (do you want me to be Edd for ya?)
Rose:huh. I'll go look for tord at the rebellion base. I'm glad they don't know I'm white leader. (Suuuure!)
Edd: Tom? Are you okay? you've been staring outside that window for a long time...
Tom: Yeah... *grabs Edd* *Throws him to the window* do you know that person?
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Edd: Hmm... looks like someone I know from a long... long time... from a place long... long ago...
Tom: stop being the narrator for the Star Wars movie, and just tell me if you know her or not!
Rose:*looks around* phew. I don't think anybody saw me. If they did oh crap they are gonna pay.
Rose:*looks around at the rebellion base hoping to not get caught and tortured.*
Tom: *thinks: are the rumors true?... is this the rebellion base?... well then... I call dibs on their drinks... if they have any... because if they don't someone is going to get beat up...*
Edd: *crashes into a vase* *whispers: Why the hell is this here!?* *Vase topples* *Stops the Vase from moving*
Rose:*turns all white then suddenly shrinks. Then becomes a cat*
Rose:nya? *walks closer to edd and tom and finds out their there* nya......
Rose:purrrrrrrrrrr...................*bites toms hand and knows they didn't see her transformation*
Edd: *throws a coke can at Rose* I changed my mind about cats.... even though it's so fluffy...Snap out of it Edd! now then... where's Rose?...
Rose:EDD IM RIGHT HERE YA DINGUS!! WHY THE HECK DID YOU THROW COLA AT MEEEE!!!
(IM A CATTT) Rose:u------hhhhhhhh *starts laughing* HELPPPP HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH *Whimpers* I NEED HELPPP-----*Blacks out from laughing.*
Rose:*wakes up* EEEEE!!! -u can understand meeee- Screeeeee!? *bites edd and lands on feet*
Rose:*runs to the flask place. Then runs to the cola place. Then stops.* don't follow me there. My job is to get you out. White leader is, uh, there... So don't go there.. Whatever you do... Don't go there or you will be broken
Tom: *grabs Edd* LET'S GO EDD... *glares at Rose* so you mean... broken as in dead or ripped apart?...
Edd: I'm going to rip someone apart if they don't give me a cola-...
Rose: in fact, yes, and ---- SHIT SHIT SHIT! RUN AWAY!! HE'S HERE!!
Tom: *hides inside the box* *sees a drink* Ooooh.... *tastes it* huh... Today must be my lucky d- oh right...
(Will be toord 0w0) Tord: So, white leader should be here soon, wonder where she is, we should join armies one day....
Rose:(sits on da box and shushes edd, making him not look) well red leader, long time no see, I see you needed me, so I'm free.
Tom: *keeps on drinking* Ahem... *Looks from the holes of the box* *listens*
Rose:*grabs a vodka bottle from the box she was sitting on*
Tord:ya ready to join armies?
Rose:No! *throws vodka bottle and burns him*
Tord:*looks behind rose* I see you brought your, 'friends...' Huh?
Rose:.....*kicks tord in the nuts XD*
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Rose: I will never join you! Even though I like you!! You're evil! Selfish! And you'll never change! *hugs and then picks edd and tom up on her shoulders and runs away to Edd's house oof and does it very fast they can't see da hug*
Edd: Please tell me from where I know you! It's been bothering me for such a long time!
(I'm dirty minded XD) Rose:*were at home* so, you know me.... From the..... Future....?. Don't tell ANYONE I come from the future, I let tord keep his memories, and made him think that present rose is the white leader... And I am... In the past, you met me, and there is a problemo, future edd is going to kill you, edd, so make sure when you see him, DO NOT leave your house. He is only killing you because Red leader from the future, banned cola....
Rose:I can't stop the future, it was supposed to be a joke, but then, future edd seemed to take it WAAAAAAAAAAY far ahead.
Edd: Tom let's go! *Grabs tom* We're going to grab cokes from the vending machine! *Looks at the vending machine* *Sees the sign: Ran out of Coke >:3)
Edd: Oh Yeah!... *Grabs Rose* Do you know where we can find any Cokes...
Rose: ummmmm.... Who is that behind you? (Matt)
Matt:Hiya! Have you seen my mirror?
Matt:OMGOMG! LETS WATCH MY LIL' PONY TOGETHER!!!!!
Rose:AAAAAAAAAAA! LETS WAAAAAATCH FLAMINGOOOOOS! OR GUUUUUUUNS! Mumbles:or maybe hentai...
*after watching g MLP and Fund documentaries.*
Rose:THR GUY DIIIIEEEEEED!!!!!!
Matt:MY FACE GOT HIIIIIIIIIT!
Rose:hugs matt
Matt:MY FACE! MY BEUTIFUL FACE! WAAAAA!
Rose:;she sang a soft little melody to calm matt to sleep, so that they can talk about preventing future edd, future tom, future tord and future matt from coming close to them.; hush little baby, don't you cry, rose is gonna rock you in a rocking by, and if that rocking bye breaks and falls Jeff's gonna chop off a diamond ring, and if that diamond ring turns brass, then max is gonna go kill a corpse. ;she finished and they would discuss and she told them about their future selves and how tom and tord got together in da future.;
(I'm back! For now...)
Tom: *Glares at Rose* I doubt we're going to get along...
Edd: I think you guys would make great friends!
Rose:..... Actually..... Inthefutureyouandtordwillmarryandhavekidscalledtomitormandtikadontchantgeittom,hahahahahahha!!!!
Rose:wait, don't you wanna meet my brother/genderbend version? And Jeffy? Or jeffrey
Tom: ...*Thinks: Well shoot... Tord and I are going to get weird...* *Walks away*
Edd: *Screams* ME ME! I WANT TO MEET YOUR BRO(s)!!!
Tom: BE QUIET EDD!
Edd: *whispers* I want to meet your bro(s)
Edd: *Looks at Jeff* *Puts his hand on Jeff's shoulder* Wazzap! (:P) What's your name?...
Tom: *Walks up to Max* I'm a human... not a dog... My name's Tom, What's yours?
(Also! I love the animation going on as your icon!)
(Thanks!)
Rose:MAXWELL!! GET YOUR ****ING ASS UP HERE!
maxwel:****ING SHUT UP!
Max:some shitty stuff, couples? TvT
Jeff:ummm..... What's my name? I dunno.
Tom: *Chuckles* I'm going to get something to drink, you guys want something?
Edd: *Goofily Grins at Tom* Cola!
Rose:hmmmm, maybe some alchohol?
Maxwell:I'm frikin glad they don't have swear jars.
Jeff:sum....... Juice!
Rose:Kay.
Jeff:JUICE!! *hyperventilate BC of hyperness.*
Maxwell:MAX GET YO ASS OVA HERE!
Max:**** U, BRO
*meanwhile, at the white base. *
Future!Edd:WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROSE IS NOT HERE! SHE WAS! I SWEAR! JUST----
Future!Matt:EDD PLEASE, STOP! DONT HURT THAT POOR SOLDIER! WHITE LEADER IS OUR---- I-i mean.. . rose..... Is our friend..
Future!Tom:check at the old house, just don't yell, or try to kill Past!Edd. *puts on the visors, so he can see*
Future!Tord:*walks outta portal.* Oh, hey guys, just gonna talk with Future!White Leader! Don't mind us.
Future!Rose:mhmm, we gotta talk about the stuff that's been happening later, oh, and, blue leader, your army is looking for you, better go, Yuu and Yuusterical, are looking for you, they need you, and, purple leader, ya better go to ya army, before Past!Me, s out where, or who she is, and, the cola ban is gone. . hope ya happy, green leader. Anyways, red leader, as you were saying?
(I'm back!) *Back at the house*
Tom: *Throws a can at Jeff* Calm down -_-
Edd: So Rose! Want to join me? I'm going to go buy a couple of things at the store :D
Tom: *Tackles Jeff because he won't shut up* (X3)
Jeff: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Rose:nah, got a little bro, remember?
Jeff:*hyperventilates again.*
Tom: *Falls off Jeff* GAH! MY EARS
Edd: Alright! Tom! You're in charge!
Tom: NOOO! DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE THAT DOOR-
Edd: *leaves*
Tom: *Glares at Rose* Help... Me...
Rose:*Grins* never.
Jeff:IM GANNA FRIKIN KIL U. AAAAHSHHHSHWHHSCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Somewhere at fnaf*
Vincent:,wtf is that frikin noise? *walks over to that house where edd rose jeff matt tom live with max. *
Shut tf up.
*brings ut knife* I will kil u all.
Tom: *Glares at Vincent* Shit... Well then... *Ditches them* *Runs into his room* *Hides in a box*
Puppet:*walks over to da box* FUX! U STOLE MAH BOX! GET OUTTA DER!
Tom: *Yelps* *Gets out of the box* *Runs to the closet* *thinks: I swear if Foxy is in here -_-*
Golden:o.o ****! I TIME TRAVELED INTO THE TIME CALLED THE XXXX
Springtrap:**** IM WITH THE HUMANS!
Mike:*passes the alcohol to tom, and knocks him out BC he has seen shit and all that stuff, now rose is talking to matt and punches him lol *
Rose:**** you!
Matt:AAAAA MY FACE!
Edd: *Walks back inside* *Looks around and sees everyone in the living room* *thinks: Let's see... Rose and her bros are here... the animatronics are here...* Waiiiit a seconds... ****... *Walks behind Rose* What happened?...
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