The potato farming industry is giant, with its worth estimated to reach near $430 Billion dollars by 2022, and its ever expanding collection of mashed potatoes, boiled potatoes, fried potatoes... all sorts of different methods to help cure the hunger and the potato-flavored desire of a human being. And, behind all the McFries, the mashed potatoes ‘n gravy, and the southwestern egg rolls, are caring, loving, kind-hearted potatoes. These friendly, happy potatoes are slaughtered by the thousands, and forcefully drowned in scorching-hot oil. Together, we can stop potato abuse and allow these innocent potatoes live the rich, luxurious lives they were meant to live. There is hope to the ever-expanding problem of potato-slaughter, and if you vote Potato for president 2020, the cruelty and inhumanity of potato consumption would become a thing of the past. #PotatoForPrez2020 #FriendsNotFries #BigFrownsForHashBrowns #MotheredNotMashed