Do me death stare

give him bacon

run

Waddles: -kissy-

* insert yellow diamomd face here*

"Thanks" Because why not

I'll say CLOD HELLO THERE and run

Me: * hug you and give you Doritos bag * Chole ( changed that short furry's name ): Shortie!

I would shove a bag of dorito's at you and then pat you on the head

Let’s not talk about your angry expression and speech, and talk more about why you have Spider-Man eyes.

MEMEFRUIT: CLOD! ME: I know you are but what am I? MEMEFRUIT: A clod! ME: You’re a peridot wanna-be and you treat her like a goddess. She’s just a side character, while you’re a no character. Boom.

I see. I would look confuzzled at first, then, pat you and give u a jumbo chocolate bar. >:3

Give you bacon... I know you don't like or give you sausage just so you could see it flung on the ground MWAHAHAHAHA!