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Tom- *Sleepy on couch*

Tom- *Wakes up* Edd- Good morning Tom!

Tom- *Triggered* -- Edd- *Smiles*

Edd- you look nice Matt! Tom- DOn'T Hah Me YoU-- *Tries to attack him* Edd- GOD NO TOM!! *Holds him back*

Edd- Mh--- OH NO Tom- *Breaks free and tackles Tord*

Tom- *Starts to choke him* DON'T *Growls and lets him go and sets on the couch*

Tom- *Crosses arms* Paul- *Kicks the door down* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Paul- Hi---- Tom- *Looks at Paul* WhoM

Paul- MMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Tom- Lol okAy

Tom- *hisses* Paul- *Picks up Tom and puts him in Tords lap* I ship it--

Tom- *Gets up*

Paul- u h m *Grabs Tords hands and puts them on Tom's waist*-

Tom- *Sits back down in Tord's lap* I hate this--

Tom- *Face goes red and turns around to face Tord* Paul- *Pushes Tom into Tord so they kiss* Whoops--

Tom- .... Paul - *Smirk* Tom - *Kisses Tord*

(HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH--

Paul- well I think he likes you back so you got your wish- Tom - *F A C E I S R E D*

Tom - *Gets up and walks away*

Paul: AhEm Thomas Tom- *Runs back* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Don'T jerfuiebfuqiehuqeilug

Tom- *Stops* THATS MY THINGDW HIBYHGFEeeev Edd- He's right ever sense he became feminine- Tom- WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME *Sits in a ball and cries*

Tom- MMMMMMMMMMMM *Face goes red* I'm not a cat ya' know!

Tom - MMMmmmmmmMmMM *Mumbles* Carry me--

Tom - *drinks Smirnoff*

Tom - WhYz-

Tom- You don't tell me what to do--

Tom - No your not my dad you are my daddy tho *Hic*

Tom - mmmmmmmmmm *hugs Tord's legs*

Tom- *Throws something at Matts face* MmMMMMmmmMMm SenpaIIiiII Tord--

Tom- *kisses Tord for 20 seconds then pulls away* UwU

Edd- *Hugs Matt* Uwu Tom- DaddY

Tom- SoOo000Ooooooo drunk That I once ate a box of d0nuts but not daddys nuts

Tom- SO cans I has em?

Tom - But Daddy I is nots drunks!!

Tom- Hows?

Tom- *stands up straight* mmmmmmmm

Tom- *Falls on Tord and starts crying*

Tom- Daddy-------- *passes out*

Edd- Pick him up

Edd- Do something sleep with him if you have tp Paul- CoUgh

*to)

Edd - *Hides under box* *Next day* Tom- *Wakes up*

Tom- *Gets up and runs*

Tom- *Runs up To Tord* You are so luckky--

Tom- that i'm not pregnant!

Tom- What?

Tom - Well I thought I was in that bed with you for a reason and when i'm drunk i tend to------ N-Nevermind

*Never mind

Tom- Just, Don't do it without SOBER me's permission

Tom- --- *Sits next to Tord*

Edd- *Shrugs* Tom - *Sets head on Tord's shoulder*

Tom- W-What? -////////3/////////- Stupid Commie

Tom- i give you permission----

Tom - Only if you want me too-

Tom- U n z i p y o u r p a n t s

((Do u wanna do the part or just s k i p it

(Ok then( Tom- *Drools a bit*

Tom- -////w////-

Tom- That tasted good

Tom: M- Edd- *Coughing like crazy*

Edd- *Coughs like crazy and shakes head in confusion* Hospital------

Edd- *continues coughing* NoO

Tom- mhM-- *Yeets over to the hospital* Edd- I have cancer now so thats a thing

Tom- WelP you can fight it!

Edd- Mhm I just wish mr. Giant robot was here

Edd- Tord-- He is one of our friends and Toms-- Boyfriend Tom- I-

Tom- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Edd- Now I can die peacefully Tom- Yah no

Edd : *Dies* Tom: *Depression*

Angel Edd- Jk not dead guys! Tom- *Cries black tears and hugs back*

(Lol) Edd- Wha-- Tom- *Secretly puts Tords hands on hips* - Edd- Oh I guess so--

Edd- Wait Tord did you put your hands on Tom's hips or--

Edd- you sure? *Points to Tord's hands on Tom's hips*

Tom You sure~?

Tom - Well I like 'em where they are~

Tom - You should keep 'em there~ *Winks*

Tom - Cuz I like 'em there~

Tom- *Puts hands on Tord's face* and you like them where they are too huh~?

Tom - Good boy~

Edd - I'd hate to ruin the moment--

Edd - YuP

Tom- *Presses face against Tord's*

Tom - mmmmmm Senpai~

Tom- Ok from where *gets money out of purse*

Tom- Pizza?

Tom - with bacon on it?

Tom - What about a little slice of pineapple if ya' know what I mean~

Tom - You get that later~~ *Pops out hip* *They now have Pizza*

*They eat the pizza* Tom- ~

Tom - Wait 'till you get that slice of pineapple~

Tom- You just tell me when you want that slice hun~

Tom - *lays in bed with him and falls asleep*

Tom - *Wakes up* ?!

Tom - I told you you can have that piece of pineapple when you want it~

Tom - is there anything else~?

Tom - No u~

Tom - No u no take backs

Tom- 0////////o

Tom - **** me daddy~

Tom : *Lots of moaning*

Tom - *More moaning* H-Harder D-Daddy~~

Gtg continue tomorrow?

bac 4 rn Tom - *Is a moaning mess* A-A-A-Ah~ D-D-D-D-Daddy~~

Tom : *Face goes red and stops moaning*

Tom - *Breaths heavily* *Giggles a bit* mmmmmm, Yeah--

Tom - if you want we could put our clothes on-

Tom - *Puts clothes on and began to throw up* urgh- Edd- *Rushes to help Matt*

Edd: 0 Oh i had ear plugs in-- Tom - *Throws up some more* I don't know- HURK- *Throws up*

((Ignore the 0

Tom - *Stop throwing up* GOD I CAN SMELL THAT FROM A MILE AWAY *Holds nose and nods*

Tom - Mmmmmmm, I'm craving whatever is coming from that fast food restaurant-- *Points to a fast food restaurant next to the doctors place*

Tom - Hi--

Tom - Oh no--- I have to live with a human child in my body for how long 9 Months?!

Tom - HoLy CoW HotDog KittEn---

Tom : *Stomach growls* Y-Yes l-lets d-do that

Tom - *Shoves food into mouth* So Daddy~, how do you feel about being a daddy?

Tom - OkkkAyyyyYyY-, -w- *they walk in and Edd and Matt are sitting on the couch*

Tom - Howdy- Edd - WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM US-

Tom - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I have a living child in meeeeeeeeee-

Tom - MHM---

(MMMMMMMMmm, I'm watching eddsworld hammer & fail (Part 1) ) Tom - mMMMMMmmmmmmMMmm

Tom - Edd- Well your wrong!

Tom - Hnnnnnnn *Shoves picture of his child in his stomach that they do not know the gender of* This is the child they did and ultrasound and yeee--

Tom- DuDe--- Edd - I don't think he is lying he looks like he is in a lot of uncomfortable-- Tom - UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

Tom - MhM hE destroyed My Ass----

Edd- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAaaaaaaaaaaaaYYy

Tom - It means he destroyed my butt Matt--

Tom - He put his dick in my ass Matt and the rest is magic DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN IT ANYMORE?!

Tom - THANK YOU!

Edd - *Comforts Matt* YOU GUYS ARE SO RUDE! Tom- Hmf-

Tom - mhm~ *Grabs Tord's hand* Edd - *Hugs back* Its ok Matt--

Tom - OkkAyy well you can't make that up but, If it makes you happy I want it to be a boy too~ Edd- *Goes red and kisses back*

Tom - I don't know--- Edd- *Goes a redish pink*

Tom ; Nine months Edd : *Mumbles* Ily 2...

Tom - Yeah-- Edd - *COugh* THats what Tom said *Cough*

Tom - MmMMmmMMmMMMMmmMMmm *Nine months laTer*

Tom - Hey Tord~---

Tom - YES TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL YOU GRJIt b4wg

Tom- HII HELLO HAI GREETINGS I'M GIVING BIRTH!

* he gives birth to a baby boio*

The baby - *Sees Tord, Starts crying*

Tom - Shhhh, Its ok Torm, it's just your dad *Torm had one black and one grey eye and yeah thats it until he grows hair XD*

Tom - ToRd! Torm - *Giggles and reaches for Tord's gun* UwU

Torm - Nehh-- M-M-.....

Torm - Mi-....... *Baby gibberish*

Tom - Welp *Yeets home*

Torm - MINE!

- 2 years later where Tord is reading Hentai next to Tom and Torm is taking a nap UwU-

Tom - *Smiles*

Tom - NoT YeT--

Tom - he's two Tord, I'd rather you do something in there to me than well-

Tom - he's sleeping your lucky-

Tom - also mE-

Tom - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no but srsly tho----- I'm suprized you've never asked me--

*supersized Tom- To like idk You do something to me in hentai book-

*Surprised

Tom - WhaTtTTTtTtTttTtt UHm OkKKKkkKKkKkkKkKK Edd - Can I baby sit Torm when that happens?

(XD I kno auto correct hates meee

Edd - alright and what time do I baby sit?

Edd - Kayyy *Walks away*

Torm - *has a gun in hand* ****!

Torm - Daddy wants to ****! Tom - HUH?! *sits up straight very flustered*

Tom - Hnnnnn *Hides face in Tord's chest* Torm - *Picks up hentai book and reads it* ---

Torm - *hands tape*

Tom - your the best daddy~~

Tom - Sure? *The video plays*

On the video Tom - I'm going to scare Tord watch! *Tries to scare Tord* On video Tord *Laughs and picks him up* Jehovah~~ -the video cuts off* Tom - 0///////0

Torm - *whimpers* Daddy--

Torm - M-Mommy--*Starts to cry* Tom - *Picks up Torm and smiles* Hi honey Torm- *Giggles and smiles*

Tom - Tord!, he's just a baby, If you don't want another one then put protection on next time!

Torm - Daddy! *Smiles*

Tom - ........ Then buy some *Walks away pissed*

Torm - *Looks at Tord then follows Tom*

*When Tord walked in Tom was crying*

*Torm was trying to comfort him* Torm - Mommy?

Tom - *Grabs Tord and hugs him* --- I love you, stupid Commie----- why would it ever be you?

Tom - ........ Why? *Cries even more hugging him tighter* Why would you do this-----, Torm - Imma go read some Hentai *Hops off the couch*

Tom - Please stop? *Looks at him with a sparkle in eye* I'll do anything if you stop

Tom - How 'bout this when Edd baby-sits Torm I'll let you do anything with me~

Tom - ~ Edd - so can I baby sit now?

Torm - Yay uncle Matt and Aunt Edd or whatever-- *still reading Hentai* Edd - Not a difference from your father, Sleeping beauty!~

Tom - ~

Tom - *naked* So~

Tom - Oh wow ok

Tom - *Moans loudly* D-D-D-Daddy~! Torm - i'm their child!

Torm - thanks Edd - *Smiles at Matt* Tom - S-S-Sorry D-Daddy.

Torm - uhm--- well your wrong- Tom - *Tries to hold in moan* A-Ah~

Torm - I don't yell- Tom - What now?~

Torm - oh boy-- Tom - only if I can succ urs -

Tom - Who goes first? Torm - Well I look like Tom and Tord Yeah?

Torm - try to ask me a question robots wouldn't know.. Tom - *Sucks* mmm--

Torm - --- 21 inches long-- Tom - *Sucks harder*

Tom - *Swallows it* ~ Matt - What do u mean no itsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss large I guess I meand idk ask another question

*Mean

Torm - JUSt AsK anOthEr QuesTion PleaSe

Tom - *Spreads legs* Do you want to do the honors~?

Torm - something you ask..... Tom - *moans* MmMmMm someone is happy to see me~~~

Torm - something you say if you don't know, Tom- *Moans louder* ~~~~~~

Tom - * m o a n s L O U D L Y*

Tom - D-Daddy~

Tom - MhM-

Tom - *does the same*

(Do u wanna do a southpark rp? OwO

( u wanna continue this one-

( can we do another rp thoooOOOOO-

( What theme-

(SuRe WaIt hoLd Up IDeA

( So Jace and Benjamin go to school right mkay and its at the school were all the south park characters are!

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