How did Baldi get so many fangirls? He. Is. An. Egg. With. Lipstick. An egg with lipstick that has a single string of hair on his head that bugs me a little because I wanna pull it out. I'm not trying to attack any fangirls here (I myself fangirl over a few characters too sometimes, just not in a romantic way), just let me now: If you are a fangirl, what exactly makes you like an egg with lipstick that will shove a ruler up your ass if you get an answer wrong on his math problems? E D G E characters are the most likely to get fangirls, I guess. That's why I like creepypasta characters so much. But I don't marry anyone. That's gay. AHAH NEVERMIND JUST REMEMBERED I'M GAY