Kazoo: hE COULDN'T KEEP THE GAY HIDDEN FOR TOO LONG A.A: *wHEEZES*

A.A: The original's gayer though. Aaron: mOM STo p Matt: Eyyyy *casually lennies at Aaron*

A.A: *Raises pan pride flag* Eyyy pal Matt: *Smacks Aaron with the gay pride flag* you need to A S S U M E your true self Aaron 2: ... What... Am I doing here? Aaron: Matt I'm straight. Matt: You were not yesterday *winks and wiggles eyebrows*

Aaron 2: Oh hello child- Aaron: *Sighs* ... Fine *Pinches bridge of nose* Kazoo: YAYYYYYYYY HE GAYYYYYYYYYY *Jumps around* THIS ASKS FOR A COMMEMORATION *Grabs phone* I'm gonna call FurFur, she NEEDS to know about this! Matt: *leans against Aaron* Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. A.A: Hey Kazoo, she knows that one guy that you told me about, right? Tell her to bring over some wine. Kazoo: Okie dokie! Oh- Hey FurFur! So, you're not gONNA BELIEVE THIS!-

A.A: I'm gonna get some snacks *Grabs car keys* Try not to burn the house down while I'm gone, it took me AGES to draw this. *Walks out the door* Aaron 2: OooOo sorry child- I mean Ashlyn. My head's a little bit... Weird. Kinda dizzy. Aaron: I guess that's just a side effect *pats Matt's head* you'll be fine... Me...? Aaron 2: I guess you could call me 2... Aaron? Matt: Holy shit this is confusing Kazoo: Alrighty FurFur, I'll see you in a few minutes! *Ends call and turns to 15* She's on her way with the W I N E Aaron: Are ya'll sure that it's necessary to throw a party n' stuff...? Matt: Aw Aaron, don't worry! Everything's gonna be just fine... And we're gonna have free wine! Aaron: Matt, last time you drank wine you almost jumped off the second floor's balcony and then you woke up the next day with a horrible hangover. Matt: Nah, I'm just gonna drink a lil' bit Aaron: As someone that knows you since we were young, I don't believe you. Matt: Touché.

Aaron: nO NOT THAT WORD- Kazoo: did you say.... vODKA?? IS IT SMIRNOFF?? SMIRNOFFSMIRNOFFSMIRNOFFSMIRNOFF!!! *Starts jumping around* Aaron: *heavy sigh* Matt: SMIRNOFFSMIRNOFFSMIRNOFFSMIRNOFFSMIRNOFFSMIRNOFFSMIRNOFFSMIRNOFF *Jumps around with Kazoo* Aaron 2: *heavy sighs too*

Aaron: nOoOOooOOOO *Tries to hide the bottles* yOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THEY'RE LITTLE DEMONS UNDER HUMAN SKIN Matt: Aaron I'm a human bird hybrid Kazoo: Touché, I'm actually a little demon. Aaron: iT DOESN'T MATTER, YA'LL DON'T KNOW WHAT YA'LL DO WHEN YA'LL DRUNK Matt: Kazoo: Matt: Kazoo: *Snorts* Matt: MATTer Kazoo: *wHEEZES*

*FurFur suddenly breaks the window and comes in* FurFur: I'M HERE- Oooo is that Smirnoff? Kazoo: Yee *Takes a sip off the bottle* Did ya bring the wine? FurFur: Yeah, that's why I took so long, had to knock that guy out before. *Places backpack ontop of the coffee table* Dude was persistent. He didn't want to give the bottles away without a payment, so I paid him with a plastical surgery. Aaron: Oh, I didn't know you specialized in that, Furfur. FurFur: No, I just mangled his face with a baseball bat. Aaron: Oh... Matt: *Sips his smirnoff* Is the wine good? FurFur: Good? Each one of these bottles are worth more than a 4k! *Opens backpack and starts placing the bottles on the table* Here ya go, suit yourselves. Aaron: *Looks at the destroyed window* Ah ****... A.A's not gonna be happy...

Kazoo: *Noms on one of FurFur's hair ties* Lovms u best fren FurFur: Love ya too, parter in crime. *Grabs a smirnoff bottle and takes a sip* A.A: *Comes in with various bags on hand* I'm home- THE **** HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW??! Aaron: Look, mom, I can explain, it's just- Matt: FurFur. *Sips his smirnoff* A.A: Oh. K. I bought Pringles and chocolate! Kazoo: *Looks at A.A while nomming on FurFur's hair tie* A.A: I bought cake too Kazoo, don't worry. Kazoo: Yusss

*Silence* *Everybody looks at where Aaron 2 should be* Kazoo: *Stops chewing on FurFur's hair tie* Matt: Where... Is he? Kazoo: *Shrugs* Aaron: He stopped answering and interacting for a while... How did we not notice? A.A: *Starts setting the food down on the coffee table* Wait, did ya'll lose him or something? Matt: I... Guess so...? FurFur: Oh, so that one dude that looked like you is, like, the straight you Kazoo told me about? *Looks up at Aaron* Aaron: I wouldn't say STRAIGHT, but... Kazoo: Yeah, he's got a little gay in him, still. A.A: We need to start searching around, then. He can't be too far around the house, he was still a little bit confused, right?

*Suddenly, a high pitched scream comes from upstairs, followed by quick footsteps* *Kou comes stumbling down the stairs, dripping wet with a towel around his waist* Kou: AARON JUST CAME INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE I WAs showering... *Looks at Aaron* Kou: ... The ****? A.A: ... We can explain. Kazoo: *Snickers* AARON 2 JUST SAW KOU NAKED Aaron: Oh. My God. *Pinches bridge of nose* Matt: *Hits Aaron's head* Aaron: OW! What the hell was that for?! Matt: Hmph *Crosses arms and looks away* *FurFur and Kazoo start giggling*

*Aaron 2 is on the wet floor, knocked out, with a cut on his forehead*